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Alan Gooner
@alangooner.bsky.social
Arsenal, cycling and beer.
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And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people, and all the nobody people, and all the somebody people, I never thought I’d need so many people.
I think I would have preferred 3-0 even though it meant no Eze hattrick. 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I demand a set piece goal...
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I miss Set Piece FC 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Chilly trail ride!
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Goals are like London buses, you seeing for hours and then two come along at once. Still a good point from a difficult Away game.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
7 Players out and we still look very solid. It will be awesome when we have a full squad. I'm not excited, you are 😁
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Two Records tonight:

122 years since last time we had 8 clean sheets in a row, two worlds between matching this record, keep that in mind 😱

And Max doing Max, breaking more records, 15 years young! 🤯
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"We're good in the cups, aren't we" 😉
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Looks lovely but was darn chilly. Not looking forward to the next 5 months 🤨
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have been using Garmin devices since 2006. My first GPS watch was the Forerunner 305. 20 years a Garmin user where my loyalty gift 🤣
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Merino is brilliant!
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Open Play FC!
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Finally Smart glasses that are for cyclists. Oakley Vanguards are proper Oakley glasses with all the smart features. I love using my Ray-Bans for everything but cycling. Number one the camera is off center and two look a bit of a tit cycling in Ray-bans 🤭
October 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I am getting the George Graham, Arsene Wenger feeling again, not quite old enough for Herbet 😜

Defense wins you trophies. This team we have is so defensively solid and the players that come in do not degrade the defensive abilities is a really is a good sign. 1-nil to the Arsenal..
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Shot on goal, say what!
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh Vikey you’re so fine you blow mind, hey Vikey, hey Vikey.
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hehe Spuds and Liverpool
a man is covering his mouth with his hands and wearing a watch
ALT: a man is covering his mouth with his hands and wearing a watch
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Complaining about Extra, Extra Time is hilarious 😂 😂😂😂
October 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Don’t like Guinness Draught, never have but Guinness Extra Stout seriously hits the spot 😜
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
That’s a seriously good looking bench, it will be wild when Havertz, Madueke and Hincapie are back. Some great players will not even make the bench 🤯
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“GIRL you know it’s TRUE” is very compelling movie. We all know some of the story, I think this fills the gap, at least for me. (Their) the songs still resonate with me and the movie is very well done. Bravo!
September 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Even bike paths can be dangerous. I never saw this giant truck until the last second and slammed my brakes on. To be fair to the truck driver did stop, but I couldn’t see him and he couldn’t see me. This is an accident waiting to happen. Sound on is better.
September 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Think I’d take Rice off at 1/2 time. Poor Yellow andhe did trip someone later in the game. I’m sure the referee is waiting for one more infraction. We have a bench now, so bring on Norgaard if he’s fit 😊
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just can’t catch a break! In two years, Hit by a car, Broken hip, Smashed face and Now blood clots in one lung! In 62 years never needed a hospital, 4 times in two years. I always thought bad things came in 3’s trust me to go for4’s. I am doing well, blood thinners for life is a small price to pay..
September 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Get in. Oh Vikey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Vikey, hey Vikey
September 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM