Alan_Calzon
@alancalzonchino.bsky.social
He/Him | 21 | 🇦🇷 | English/Español
Imán de Calzón Chino 😞
Super Gay 🏳️🌈
+18/🔞
Constantly trying to fix my underwear 🩲
Imán de Calzón Chino 😞
Super Gay 🏳️🌈
+18/🔞
Constantly trying to fix my underwear 🩲
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It’s hard to tell if this is better or worse than just being naked. At least Astarion is more forgiving than Lae’Zel
Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social
#wedgie #eum #pantsed #baldursgate3
Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social
#wedgie #eum #pantsed #baldursgate3
November 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
It’s hard to tell if this is better or worse than just being naked. At least Astarion is more forgiving than Lae’Zel
Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social
#wedgie #eum #pantsed #baldursgate3
Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social
#wedgie #eum #pantsed #baldursgate3
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Listen, I get wedgies just like everyone, okay? You don't gotta get your panties in a twist about it. If I'm being honest Tail is a real jerk, he always knows when I'm not paying attention. You guys are lucky you're not attached to this dude
Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social
Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Listen, I get wedgies just like everyone, okay? You don't gotta get your panties in a twist about it. If I'm being honest Tail is a real jerk, he always knows when I'm not paying attention. You guys are lucky you're not attached to this dude
Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social
Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social
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Enjoy a Barry stuck in an atomic wedgie :3c
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Enjoy a Barry stuck in an atomic wedgie :3c
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"This holiday season!" ✨
Nerd: 📱I can't talk right now mom, there's a scoop
"He was a big city journalist..."
Boss: I need a story about christmas in small towns STAT!!
Nerd: 🙄 Really?
*Gets brutally wedgied by boss*
Nerd: I'LL FLY HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!! I'M SORRY 😵💫
"But life got in the way"
Nerd: 📱I can't talk right now mom, there's a scoop
"He was a big city journalist..."
Boss: I need a story about christmas in small towns STAT!!
Nerd: 🙄 Really?
*Gets brutally wedgied by boss*
Nerd: I'LL FLY HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!! I'M SORRY 😵💫
"But life got in the way"
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"This holiday season!" ✨
Nerd: 📱I can't talk right now mom, there's a scoop
"He was a big city journalist..."
Boss: I need a story about christmas in small towns STAT!!
Nerd: 🙄 Really?
*Gets brutally wedgied by boss*
Nerd: I'LL FLY HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!! I'M SORRY 😵💫
"But life got in the way"
Nerd: 📱I can't talk right now mom, there's a scoop
"He was a big city journalist..."
Boss: I need a story about christmas in small towns STAT!!
Nerd: 🙄 Really?
*Gets brutally wedgied by boss*
Nerd: I'LL FLY HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!! I'M SORRY 😵💫
"But life got in the way"
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Btw!! The raffles winners prize!!! Happy Christmas gorps !!!
@jojocorgi.bsky.social
@jojocorgi.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Btw!! The raffles winners prize!!! Happy Christmas gorps !!!
@jojocorgi.bsky.social
@jojocorgi.bsky.social
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“Ahhh~”
“Hey nerd, what’s all the noise abo- holy fuck..”
“A-AH!”
“Heheheh, move the stool too far away did ya? Don’t worry, let me get you down… gargoyle style 😈”
“N-No please, have mercEEEEE!”
Amazing Christmas comm from @hidegreenfox.bsky.social, featuring @guitargoyle.bsky.social‘s arm! :3
“Hey nerd, what’s all the noise abo- holy fuck..”
“A-AH!”
“Heheheh, move the stool too far away did ya? Don’t worry, let me get you down… gargoyle style 😈”
“N-No please, have mercEEEEE!”
Amazing Christmas comm from @hidegreenfox.bsky.social, featuring @guitargoyle.bsky.social‘s arm! :3
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Ahhh~”
“Hey nerd, what’s all the noise abo- holy fuck..”
“A-AH!”
“Heheheh, move the stool too far away did ya? Don’t worry, let me get you down… gargoyle style 😈”
“N-No please, have mercEEEEE!”
Amazing Christmas comm from @hidegreenfox.bsky.social, featuring @guitargoyle.bsky.social‘s arm! :3
“Hey nerd, what’s all the noise abo- holy fuck..”
“A-AH!”
“Heheheh, move the stool too far away did ya? Don’t worry, let me get you down… gargoyle style 😈”
“N-No please, have mercEEEEE!”
Amazing Christmas comm from @hidegreenfox.bsky.social, featuring @guitargoyle.bsky.social‘s arm! :3
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Just wanted to chime in and wish all of you dorks Merry Chrysler! hope all you dorks will hang off my Christmas Tree by your dorky undies heh~
As a small gift from me to yall, have Mika getting his Liepard Manties stretched up his crack!~
Wish all of you dorks happy holidays~💜
Art; Kivikoh on DA
As a small gift from me to yall, have Mika getting his Liepard Manties stretched up his crack!~
Wish all of you dorks happy holidays~💜
Art; Kivikoh on DA
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Just wanted to chime in and wish all of you dorks Merry Chrysler! hope all you dorks will hang off my Christmas Tree by your dorky undies heh~
As a small gift from me to yall, have Mika getting his Liepard Manties stretched up his crack!~
Wish all of you dorks happy holidays~💜
Art; Kivikoh on DA
As a small gift from me to yall, have Mika getting his Liepard Manties stretched up his crack!~
Wish all of you dorks happy holidays~💜
Art; Kivikoh on DA
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Thinking again about basketball
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Thinking again about basketball
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Mfw I get pulled into an alleyway stripped down to my briefs, given an atomic wedgie then gagged with a puffy diaper (that somehow got into my bag) and pushed out into the streets arms tied behind my back 😖
This might be one of the most degenerate things I've ever made 😳
Enjoy freaks! 😉
This might be one of the most degenerate things I've ever made 😳
Enjoy freaks! 😉
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Mfw I get pulled into an alleyway stripped down to my briefs, given an atomic wedgie then gagged with a puffy diaper (that somehow got into my bag) and pushed out into the streets arms tied behind my back 😖
This might be one of the most degenerate things I've ever made 😳
Enjoy freaks! 😉
This might be one of the most degenerate things I've ever made 😳
Enjoy freaks! 😉
So apparently there is this newer tradition that consists on "hanging a nerd with mistletoe by his undies, pull their legs down and share a kiss if you pass by". Sounded weird but, Who am I to judge? Get a smooch while you can before these briefs rip. 😣
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So apparently there is this newer tradition that consists on "hanging a nerd with mistletoe by his undies, pull their legs down and share a kiss if you pass by". Sounded weird but, Who am I to judge? Get a smooch while you can before these briefs rip. 😣
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December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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what if phil had hair (and an atomic wedgie)?
December 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
what if phil had hair (and an atomic wedgie)?
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Comm for @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social and @badluckmurphy.bsky.social !!!
Just another daily occurrence at Murpy law and co office firm!
Just another daily occurrence at Murpy law and co office firm!
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Comm for @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social and @badluckmurphy.bsky.social !!!
Just another daily occurrence at Murpy law and co office firm!
Just another daily occurrence at Murpy law and co office firm!
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The three dorks once again~
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The three dorks once again~
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#wedgie before work in my #tightywhities
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
#wedgie before work in my #tightywhities
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After going through some wedgie withdrawal, Steven offers to give Aleks a free pass. He probably won’t regret it
Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social Thanks for this incredible piece
Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social Thanks for this incredible piece
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
After going through some wedgie withdrawal, Steven offers to give Aleks a free pass. He probably won’t regret it
Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social Thanks for this incredible piece
Done by @samrockwell69.bsky.social Thanks for this incredible piece
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It is Wednesday my dudes
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It is Wednesday my dudes
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Oh what do we have here? A little conjuration wizard having trouble with his summoning spell~? Well his DnD briefs might be stretched but atleast his tighty whities are still in tact! The question is how long will they stay, hugging his dorky wizard butt!
Art by @cleavercore.bsky.social
Art by @cleavercore.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh what do we have here? A little conjuration wizard having trouble with his summoning spell~? Well his DnD briefs might be stretched but atleast his tighty whities are still in tact! The question is how long will they stay, hugging his dorky wizard butt!
Art by @cleavercore.bsky.social
Art by @cleavercore.bsky.social
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December 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I really had better finish this series soon, but I’m currently very busy reading this book called “Winston’s Diary” and that’s occupying a lot of my time. 😌
June 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I really had better finish this series soon, but I’m currently very busy reading this book called “Winston’s Diary” and that’s occupying a lot of my time. 😌
Being forced to witness a bully destroy another nerd. Nipples, twisted; ears, salivated; ass, spanked and their undies stretched in any way possible.
Living through their humilliation almost forgetting I'm hanging by my briefs crushing my groin and getting the body ready for when my turn comes. 🫠
Living through their humilliation almost forgetting I'm hanging by my briefs crushing my groin and getting the body ready for when my turn comes. 🫠
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Being forced to witness a bully destroy another nerd. Nipples, twisted; ears, salivated; ass, spanked and their undies stretched in any way possible.
Living through their humilliation almost forgetting I'm hanging by my briefs crushing my groin and getting the body ready for when my turn comes. 🫠
Living through their humilliation almost forgetting I'm hanging by my briefs crushing my groin and getting the body ready for when my turn comes. 🫠
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Gonna be dangalin for a while aren’t i?
(Idk animation stuff so sorry for the look of it lmao)
(Idk animation stuff so sorry for the look of it lmao)
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Gonna be dangalin for a while aren’t i?
(Idk animation stuff so sorry for the look of it lmao)
(Idk animation stuff so sorry for the look of it lmao)
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Wait wait!!! This couldn't have been what happened in that episode!!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Wait wait!!! This couldn't have been what happened in that episode!!!
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