Alana Halper
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Alana Halper
@alanahalper.bsky.social
Childless cat-lady, Aunt, general harasser of anesthesiologists, yarn-craft person

she/her

Banner is the painting "Two Earthlings" by John Brosio

Profile picture is a round cactus.
The tamales have been encased in the downstairs freezer. The Dog was unsuccessful in acquiring tamales. He will try again next year
February 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
February 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Get in, losers. We're going to fight.
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
6. Trump voters have betrayed this country.

They are not patriots.

That is the damage they have done.

This is what they are going to have to repair.

I don't think they are up to it.
February 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
5. ALOT of therapy. And frankly they can't ever vote for republicans. They are not going to be able to hold office or a position of power

it still might not be enough becuase the only thing I'm going to be thinking of is that they will sell out this country to a madman the second things get tough.
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
4. Voting for Trump is a moral stain that should never leave the people who did this becuase I STILL don't trust that they won't do it again!

I'm sorry for the rant. If people who voted for Trump ever want to be seen as competent members of society they are going to have to go to therapy.
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
3. BUT THEN THEY DID IT AGAIN. And now they're in even more pain, they still have a massive hospital bill and now their body works even worse! And they're still fucking shocked!!

I can not and will not ever trust people who voted for Trump ever again. I can not trust their judgment ever.
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
2. and Trump supporters were all like "yeah, yeah what do you know stupid liberal?!" And then they fired into their foot, and now they're shocked they are in pain, have to go to the hospital and their body won't ever work the way it was supposed to ever again! They were shocked!
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
1. Its very difficult because, from my perspective people who voted for trump basically, literally shot themselves in the foot.

And I mean literally. Like, we were over in the sidelines telling them over and over that pulling out a gun and firing it into your foot was gonna suck
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I agree with the other comments, straight to warming
February 15, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Sorry, but rape is something working class men also do. I know people have spent about a decade trying to delegitimize any analysis of women as an oppressed class, but reality can't be mooted for the sake of trends.
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
She started down the transphobia pipeline like 7ish? years ago and having experienced JK Rowling, I read the signs and dipped
February 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I couldn't see, I couldn't pull over. I have no idea how I managed to stay in my lane but a combination of me slowing down and turning my windshield wipers on managed to get 90% of the ice off my car.

Went from a full panic to everything is fine in about 10 seconds.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Happened about a month ago. I was driving down a highway where it narrowed so there weren't any shoulders so you had absolutely no wiggle room.

A camper van came into my lane in front of me and dislodged a literal wall of ice from the top of itself and most of it landed on my windshield.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
We had animal abuse laws before we ever had child abuse laws.
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM