Alan Hensel
alan-hensel.bsky.social
Alan Hensel
@alan-hensel.bsky.social
To err is neural network.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If a politician gets money from a donor who gets their money from a public-facing business, spend your money elsewhere.
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When you are on the fence about who to vote for, a good tiebreaker is: who raised less money?
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
There is no perfect source of political information, but political ads are among the worst. They are an insult to your intelligence, even if you're an idiot. Ignore political advertising!
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I would say Winter Palace Ballroom, St. Petersburg, Russia.
October 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yes, 💯 but I'm not sure how to deal with the angry parents wanting to know what the hell you're teaching their kids, that they come home questioning their parents' beliefs.

I also wonder this about future robot maids. Will they have to be customized for family religion and politics?
September 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
And yes, we had hackathons, and saw many innovative ideas at the hackathon demos, but I got the sense that the ones that made it to production were the ones that were already on Product's list of ideas from existing large customers.
August 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I feel like that statement could have been written at Rally.

When I joined the company in 2012, we were a serious competitor to Jira. That just slipped away, as we focused on the feature requests of existing large customers, while new and smaller customers grew dissatisfied.
August 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
As much as I want this picture to be real, I think it’s AI. Look at the lettering on the hat. And flag-like stripes with no stars.
July 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ooh, his magic marker has more powers than I thought!
June 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I asked Google AI this morning when Biden's cat, Willow, left the White House, and it claimed that Willow still lives there! Searching elsewhere revealed that Willow left with Biden on Jan 20, 2025. There are no presidential pets in the White House right now. This AI is not ready.
May 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I think Mammon is the god that best aligns with the modern Republican party.
May 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM