alan-grant.bsky.social
@alan-grant.bsky.social
Retired woodworker/cabinet maker/bar band guitarist and front man.


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@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social
If Lonnie did all of your music my hat is off to him. The theme easily becomes an ear worm (pushes out Wild Man Fischer singing Merry Go Round, so that’s a marked improvement) and the piano comping to the sax in the bump music is great. Just this old musician’s two cents
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Whole World is Getting Dumber
open.substack.com/pub/thecycle...
The Whole World is Getting Dumber
(And the Smartphone Did It)
open.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
ESPN sports announcer Stephen A. Smith should consider that his field of “expertise” is sports. He is obviously ignorant of the UCMJ and should keep his opinions on that to himself so he might take time to reflect upon what a dumbfuck he is.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m listening to an interview with an actor/musician on Fresh Air. Allow me to lend some help in describing playing ensemble music. Twenty some years ago I put together a playlist from rehearsals and titled it, “If It Was Easy, Everybody Would Do It."
Got it? The quickest way to Carnegie Hall?
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Cranberry relish time.
12 oz. package of Ocean Spray cranberries
one whole navel orange
3/4 cup honey
1 tsp. cinnamon
cut the orange into 8 pcs and process, skin and all, into a pulp
add the other ingredients and process into not quite a puree
spend 1/2 hour washing Cuisinart
I made 10 pounds today
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tomorrow marks the 62nd year after the assassination of JFK.
He was murdered by the southern mob after his kid brother pissed them off with his prosecutions while AG. I was in the fifth grade and our teacher was called out into the hall and came back to tell us the President had been shot.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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86 the 86 Democrats that don’t seem to understand why Democrats are Democrats.
Socialism is not a slur, it’s the way Jesus wants us to lead.
86 Democrats Condemn Socialism as Zohran Mamdani Meets With Trump — The New Republic
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries appeared to lead the charge.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social
I remember the first IBM pocket calculator. It cost $189.00 around 1971. You couldn’t use it to divide. I still have the slide rule I stuck with back then.
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Hey! Hakeem!
For anything you might have in society: Don’t call those socialist cops or firemen. Keep your kids out of those socialist public schools. Stay off those socialist roads. Forget about that socialist military protecting our shores. Etc.
Shut up or sumthin’.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social
Fun Booze Facts to Know and Tell: Bailey’s Irish Cream was originally made from Irish whisky stock from a failing distillery and cream that needed to be disposed of from another venture. After a few years of meh sales they tripled the price and it was off to the
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November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A must see back to school:
Truly heartbreaking 💔
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social
Megyn Kelly will turn 55 on November 18. Time flies whether you’re having fun or not.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social
Check out the I’veHadItpodcast. You might want to have them on your show.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social
Mixing Islay scotch? It’s less offensive to jerk off on the feet of the Rondanini Pietà. You know, the Michelangelo statue once mistaken for the Piñata.
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Another Public Service Announcement:
Attention MAGA’s! If you want to actually make America great again it’s easy and historically obvious how to do it. Simply reverse ALL of the Reaganomic legislation. Return the top tax rate to 70%, close the loopholes for the rich, tax inheritances to death.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
@ferl67.bsky.social
My only concern is when I scroll down your replies, you reply to no one.
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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This is Krazy Kat. She somehow mistook Dumbass Donny’s brain for a ball of yarn and batted it around until he made the decision to tear down the East Wing.
And that’s how history is made in the MAGA era.
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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All of this is gone on the orders of a narcissistic, authoritarian, self serving, smart as a box of rocks asshole. The floor and woodwork in the lobby would cost a half million in new construction and he just had it destroyed with a backhoe.
Here’s how I think it happened:
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Here’s looking at those doors in the center of the first picture from the inside:
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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So Dumbass Donald just unilaterally decided to tear down the East Wing, built during the Teedy Roosevelt presidency. He did this because he actually is a dog licking its balls in public. This is the east entrance, so the White House proper is behind it:
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social
Okay, gang, about the Mainiac with the SS tattoo. I’ve read books about the SS, WWII in general and individual battles over more than fifty years and until this brouhaha I had no idea of this Nazi symbol. Let’s not throw Al Franken out with the bathwater again.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So Dumbass Donald just unilaterally decided to tear down the East Wing, built during the Teedy Roosevelt presidency. He did this because he actually is a dog licking its balls in public. This is the east entrance, so the White House proper is behind it:
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well it looks like Pete Kegbreath’s Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade for the media has devolved into the Simpering Lickspittle Yes Men’s Scribe Brigade for the Glorification of Dear Leader, an unsurprising development for the halfascist gang of idiots. Bless their hearts.
October 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Public service announcement:
When Mike Johnson says, “He is using satire to make a point; he is not calling for the murder of his political opponents, and that’s what these people are doing,” he is pointing out that Trump is going to call for the murder of his political opponents.
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM