That episode is SO GREAT!!

every time I see a headline framing this as being primarily an issue of the student having controversial opinions, and not the student being an asshole with a right wing podcaster mom who wanted to ruin a trans person’s career for the clicks, I age another ten years

How dare you insult the traditional cuisine of my people

Pastor, is Jesus SURE he wants to be born this year?

“You know what alleviates boredom? GAMBLING!”

That’s Montreal, if it helps. Everyone knows speaking French makes it harder to drive.

Frosty the Golem
Has the truth writ on his hat
if the rabbi tries to take it off
he's a puddle on the mat

Frosty the Golem
is a brooding soul they say
but he loves to kick some Nazi ass
and he tries to every day

There were some Hebrew letters
on the hat the rabbi found
and when he put it on his head
Frosty made a shofar sound

Anyway back in high school I was in a magnet program that used to admit 50% boys and 50% girls.

Right before my year, parents of boys complained and demanded strict merit-based admission.

My year was like 80% girls so shoutout to the boymoms for making sure their sons didn't steal my slot.