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Alabama Magpie
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Alabamian. Newcastle United and Atlanta sports fan. Blue dot in red hellscape.
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God, what an incredibly distracting news cycle. I for one have completely forgotten about the Epstein files
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Players need to stop with goofy-ass penalty run-ups. If you’re going to miss a penalty, miss it like a man. 😂
August 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Always a scary thing to see. Hoping for the best for Morice!
Lions DB Morice Norris was taken off the field by ambulance with an apparent head/neck injury.

The game between Atlanta and Detroit has been suspended.
August 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
State Farm Arena driving me nuts with these "Soccer Cup" emails. Perhaps the Club World Cup needs to be rebranded into the Soccer Cup. 😆 Something to think about, @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social.
July 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
July 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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The hero we need #fuckice
June 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Good to see all 100 fans at the Saudi Arabia-Haiti match enjoying themselves. 😂 #GoldCup #CopaOro
June 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Seems like this could be the starting 11 for the #USMNT in the Gold Cup. Should we assume this means Freese has beaten out Turner for #1? Or is he just getting a look pre-tournament?
June 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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From @theathletic.bsky.social: Coco Gauff won the French Open, prevailing over the No. 1 seed Aryna Sabalenka in a tense and chaotic final match on Saturday. She is the first American woman to win on the clay since Serena Williams in 2015. nyti.ms/43OLRf7
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉
May 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
PSG couldn’t win the Champions League with these 3. Turns out all they needed was Dembele and a bunch of kids. 😂
May 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
10.5% of Southampton fans bringing happy clapping to a new level.
Welcome to The Athletic's 2024-25 Premier League satisfaction-o-meter, where we surveyed fans of all 20 clubs for their thoughts on their team's season.

This is what they had to say.

@georgecaulkin.bsky.social

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/638...
May 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Can’t wait to beat Sunderland 6-0 at SJP next season! 😎
May 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
#NUFC players right now.
a man in a suit and tie says should we go home netflix
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says should we go home netflix
media.tenor.com
April 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
#NUFC have been thoroughly undressed today. Game can’t end soon enough.
April 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sandro is oozing with confidence attempting a shot from there. Makes me wish I had a Moretti on hand. 🇮🇹 #NUFC
April 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Number of Points Each Season through 5 games
#WeAreTheA #ATLUTD

ATLUTD is currently tied for the worst-ever start after 5 games.
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#ATLUTD stresses me out, but I’ll take a draw given the call-ups, injuries, and razor-thin bench.
March 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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“Here lads, did you see this big fucker rise like a salmon yesterday?”

#NUFC #HWTL
March 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Half-time.

Newcastle have scored at Wembley.

Newcastle lead at Wembley.

Big.

Dan.

Burn.

(don't know if George is crying, but George is definitely crying*)

*we all are
March 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Enjoy the bus home lads

#NUFC
February 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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McGovern: He wants to invade Greenland and take over Panama. He wants to annex Canada and now wants to occupy Gaza. We have 42 million people in this country who are hungry. Whatever happened to America first? Whatever happened to lowering prices? Instead we get this.
February 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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WE WON'T BE HOME FOR TEA
February 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That was a damn good ball by Miranchuk. #ATLUTD
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
John Paul White looking an awful lot like Taylor Swift in Amazon Music. 😂
January 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM