Kwake
banner
akwake.bsky.social
Kwake
@akwake.bsky.social
Actor, writer, musician, he/him/they/them. Pan and polyam. About as much of an 80s kid as possible, being born in 1980.
I know a guy who was in Encyclopedia commercials (Donavan Freberg), around the time we got our own set at my house close to 40 years ago
September 8, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I'm betting he's one of those who would go with "it's ephebophilia if they're past puberty", and that's why he denies pedophilia
June 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It was pretty simple: heated the pasta, mixed toum and heavy cream and parmesan in a separate bowl, once pasta was hot (it was leftover) I added the sauce mix and stirred until well mixed.
March 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Meds, therapy, a couple of short walks, spaghetti with creamy garlic sauce and IBC cream soda for breakfast. I feel like she would appreciate all of those (I hope)
March 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
December 22, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Chinatown was about the corruption in the LA DWP, and it is a great movie
December 21, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Because we still operate under an evil system that focuses more on punishment than rehabilitation (because our Constitution legalized slavery for prisoners, and rehabilitating people means less slaves for corporations).
We definitely need to do more to take care of prisoners
December 21, 2024 at 8:44 PM
And the plot line with the freeway and elimination of the public transit was just a comedic version of what was actually done in LA by a combination of car, oil, and tire manufacturers
December 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
If the public doesn't search for it then how do they keep it from the cops? It's important to get as much info as possible and keep it secret
December 9, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Now you skeet everywhere
November 19, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Well, if it was Andre the Giant, probably a couple years (based on an estimate from the story of his 30 second fart on the set of The Princess Bride)
April 17, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Well, you also need to read, nothing specific that everyone should read, but must read to learn how to write as well
April 16, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Well, seeing as how every Christmas movie I've seen I have also watched in months like (and in some cases including) April, then nothing counts as a Christmas movie
December 22, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Not to say that they aren't evil, but that original post is only barely skirting telling the truth. The guy was on bail for other hacking thefts and under police protection because he had gotten violent in custody when he hacked and tried to ransom data for GTA, and is going to a mental hospital
December 22, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Beautiful message, thank you
December 22, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Sure, I like Cheese Danish
December 21, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Yeah, when it comes to writing, I'm more of a script doctor type of writer
September 15, 2023 at 9:16 PM
I can't remember if @probablyacryptid.elikwake.com wrote a song for that previously or if I just started singing the opening and it never went further
September 15, 2023 at 7:43 AM