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The Evilsizer
@akuuuuuuuuuu.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Kids, come here! I found a picture of your great grandmother!
It's worth noting that eggs weren't expensive until like 3 days ago.
In November, 18 eggs cost me $5.99. Today, they're *on sale* for $8.99.
In November, 18 eggs cost me $5.99. Today, they're *on sale* for $8.99.
January 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's worth noting that eggs weren't expensive until like 3 days ago.
In November, 18 eggs cost me $5.99. Today, they're *on sale* for $8.99.
In November, 18 eggs cost me $5.99. Today, they're *on sale* for $8.99.
Just a couple middle aged men dressed up like undercover cops.
January 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just a couple middle aged men dressed up like undercover cops.
I am incredibly uncomfortable with the way Gaston winks when assuring us that every *last* inch of him is covered with hair.
January 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am incredibly uncomfortable with the way Gaston winks when assuring us that every *last* inch of him is covered with hair.
I have noticed an alarming uptick of furries following me lately. Maybe I'll think twice about posting more cat pictures.
You people are fucking gross. Go away.
You people are fucking gross. Go away.
December 27, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I have noticed an alarming uptick of furries following me lately. Maybe I'll think twice about posting more cat pictures.
You people are fucking gross. Go away.
You people are fucking gross. Go away.
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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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Tasteless? Maybe. But I live for Game of Thrones references so..🤷🏻♀️😉
December 7, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Tasteless? Maybe. But I live for Game of Thrones references so..🤷🏻♀️😉
Opposing but equally stupid takes on the shooter's identity:
"He's a regular guy because he wrote on his bullets" as if a professional would never try to fool the police.
VS
"He's a professional hitman, because he ignored the bystander" as if a regular guy would have a reason to murder a random.
"He's a regular guy because he wrote on his bullets" as if a professional would never try to fool the police.
VS
"He's a professional hitman, because he ignored the bystander" as if a regular guy would have a reason to murder a random.
December 7, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Opposing but equally stupid takes on the shooter's identity:
"He's a regular guy because he wrote on his bullets" as if a professional would never try to fool the police.
VS
"He's a professional hitman, because he ignored the bystander" as if a regular guy would have a reason to murder a random.
"He's a regular guy because he wrote on his bullets" as if a professional would never try to fool the police.
VS
"He's a professional hitman, because he ignored the bystander" as if a regular guy would have a reason to murder a random.
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I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.
December 7, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.
Me: Please no spoilers
DBZ announcer: Vegeta is in for the fight of his life, but can he win? Find out on next week's episode, "Vegeta Loses and Dies."
DBZ announcer: Vegeta is in for the fight of his life, but can he win? Find out on next week's episode, "Vegeta Loses and Dies."
December 7, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Me: Please no spoilers
DBZ announcer: Vegeta is in for the fight of his life, but can he win? Find out on next week's episode, "Vegeta Loses and Dies."
DBZ announcer: Vegeta is in for the fight of his life, but can he win? Find out on next week's episode, "Vegeta Loses and Dies."
Trying to work from home, and these damn cats got me singing Jungle Boogie all day.
Get down, get down!
Get down, get down!
December 5, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Trying to work from home, and these damn cats got me singing Jungle Boogie all day.
Get down, get down!
Get down, get down!
Haters gonna hate
November 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Haters gonna hate
Wellington's hobbies include napping, scratching, and fighting evil by moonlight.
November 15, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Wellington's hobbies include napping, scratching, and fighting evil by moonlight.
For educational purposes only.
November 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
For educational purposes only.
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Thank goodness Epstein's dead or else he'd have a cabinet position
November 13, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Thank goodness Epstein's dead or else he'd have a cabinet position
World of Warcraft player housing announced for midnight! At least our characters can afford homes in the 2020s.
November 13, 2024 at 6:41 PM
World of Warcraft player housing announced for midnight! At least our characters can afford homes in the 2020s.
Fresh Wow classic realms including Hardcore, November 21st! TBC content included!
November 13, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Fresh Wow classic realms including Hardcore, November 21st! TBC content included!
World of Warcraft Classic: Pandaria confirmed. Bring on the pandas (again?)
November 13, 2024 at 6:29 PM
World of Warcraft Classic: Pandaria confirmed. Bring on the pandas (again?)
Hey Blizzard remembered Orgrim Doomhammer exists! Good on you, Warcraft Rumble.
November 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Hey Blizzard remembered Orgrim Doomhammer exists! Good on you, Warcraft Rumble.
Kind of hyped for a sped up remastered Warcraft 1, its about time that old relic got some love!
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Kind of hyped for a sped up remastered Warcraft 1, its about time that old relic got some love!
Kids, come here! I found a picture of your great grandmother!
October 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Kids, come here! I found a picture of your great grandmother!
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Now do I want to start all over on Bluesky with zero followers, or do I want to stay on Twitter and start seeing Elon's tweets again now that Block is disabled?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says fresh start
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says fresh start
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October 17, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Now do I want to start all over on Bluesky with zero followers, or do I want to stay on Twitter and start seeing Elon's tweets again now that Block is disabled?