Why is the fare increasing in January with all of this MTA revenue?

Pantone, take note. This is how it’s done

Make Rand Paul buy his own insurance before he legislates how 4% of the population buys theirs.

Marco Rubio couldn’t pick out Calibri or Times Roman from a font line up

But comic sans stays?

This is an aggressive soft power move at a time when America’s men are busy trying to kill our babies, deport our workers, and shoot down random fishermen overseas. Just be hot and make grilled cheese like normal people, I beg you

JD in the White House tonight:

That everything about the "2" here (the colour, the font, the fact that it's ever so slightly tilted) makes it look like a zany comedy sequel, is especially funny

My grandmother took me to this show on a Christmas Eve very long ago. I remember it like it was yesterday.