Akoltchak
@akoltchak.bsky.social
Writer, Actor, Stand Up Comedian, father & hopelessly in love. Nazis are, and will always be, evil sh*t. He/Him
Hey Ring, we found your dog
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hey Ring, we found your dog
is this Elon Musk's secret Bluesky account?
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
is this Elon Musk's secret Bluesky account?
Brothers: don't fuck your sisters
January 29, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Brothers: don't fuck your sisters
Just so long as they don’t release the Epstein Files
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Just so long as they don’t release the Epstein Files
AI, make me a short film where these vampires are in orange jumpsuits, leg irons and are being paraded at the Hague for there crimes against humanity.
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
AI, make me a short film where these vampires are in orange jumpsuits, leg irons and are being paraded at the Hague for there crimes against humanity.
Can we just fast forward to the part where this happens these MAGAt fascists
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can we just fast forward to the part where this happens these MAGAt fascists
Hey Reality: create an image where these fuck-faces are in orange jumpsuits, sitting in a defendants' box at their crimes against humanity tribunal
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hey Reality: create an image where these fuck-faces are in orange jumpsuits, sitting in a defendants' box at their crimes against humanity tribunal
I challenge anyone on this app —or any other platform for that matter— to find a pic where 47 is looking at any of his sons like he’s looking at Zorhan
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I challenge anyone on this app —or any other platform for that matter— to find a pic where 47 is looking at any of his sons like he’s looking at Zorhan
BROOKLYN, NY BABY!
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
BROOKLYN, NY BABY!
If Idaho had a NFL football team, they’d call it the Boise INCELS. And this would be their oversized mascot. He’d run
around the stadium dry humping women for laughs.
around the stadium dry humping women for laughs.
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If Idaho had a NFL football team, they’d call it the Boise INCELS. And this would be their oversized mascot. He’d run
around the stadium dry humping women for laughs.
around the stadium dry humping women for laughs.
“Number 1: take a step towards the desk and say ‘woman, man, camera, tv”
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“Number 1: take a step towards the desk and say ‘woman, man, camera, tv”
Are we all going to simply pretend as if Obama didn't call it in 2011?
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Are we all going to simply pretend as if Obama didn't call it in 2011?
New hat just dropped…
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New hat just dropped…
New Anti Christ just dropped
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
New Anti Christ just dropped
Who wore it better?
September 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Who wore it better?
I too want to look like a juiced Woody Allen
September 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I too want to look like a juiced Woody Allen
Jeff Bridges would have made a better Hans Solo (blind folded while running backwards).
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Jeff Bridges would have made a better Hans Solo (blind folded while running backwards).
He’s rotting from insides. His stench must be eye-watering. Soon we shall rejoice!
August 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
He’s rotting from insides. His stench must be eye-watering. Soon we shall rejoice!
These turnstiles in the NYC Subway are the perfect representation of what this country has blossomed into. Generations of racism, profiteering and capitalism coming together to perfect crowd control. Shut the fuck up and eat your cheese.
August 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
These turnstiles in the NYC Subway are the perfect representation of what this country has blossomed into. Generations of racism, profiteering and capitalism coming together to perfect crowd control. Shut the fuck up and eat your cheese.
New paper shredder. Let the destroying of crucial, internal and incriminating documents begin…
July 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
New paper shredder. Let the destroying of crucial, internal and incriminating documents begin…
I know, set up a tax system that prevents the creation of billionaires. So, if they’re no longer billionaires they won’t want to leave because they won’t feel that we are taxing them.
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I know, set up a tax system that prevents the creation of billionaires. So, if they’re no longer billionaires they won’t want to leave because they won’t feel that we are taxing them.
