Akoltchak
@akoltchak.bsky.social
Writer, Actor, Stand Up Comedian, father & hopelessly in love. Nazis are, and will always be, evil sh*t. He/Him
If I stepped onto a pile of Stephen Miller, I’d throw my shoes away instead of scraping off whatever Stephen happens to be.
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
If I stepped onto a pile of Stephen Miller, I’d throw my shoes away instead of scraping off whatever Stephen happens to be.
If I stepped onto a pile of Stephen Miller, I’d throw my shoes away instead of scraping off whatever Stephen happens to be.
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
If I stepped onto a pile of Stephen Miller, I’d throw my shoes away instead of scraping off whatever Stephen happens to be.
The Last Temptation of Christ is Martin Scorsese’s super hero movie
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The Last Temptation of Christ is Martin Scorsese’s super hero movie
Trump is not at war with Venezuela; he’s at war with us.
January 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Trump is not at war with Venezuela; he’s at war with us.
'Pedophile' has a classical veneer in which monsters hide behind; the word lacks the needed impact. 'Child rapist' is the punch-in-the-face that's appropriate for the crime.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
'Pedophile' has a classical veneer in which monsters hide behind; the word lacks the needed impact. 'Child rapist' is the punch-in-the-face that's appropriate for the crime.
"Well, if ya can't be the best, might as well be the worst"
The US, right now, as I type
The US, right now, as I type
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
"Well, if ya can't be the best, might as well be the worst"
The US, right now, as I type
The US, right now, as I type
An imperial, child-raping, malignant narcissist with delusions of grandeur; stealing the riches of other countries while dismantling a republic. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our Caligula.
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
An imperial, child-raping, malignant narcissist with delusions of grandeur; stealing the riches of other countries while dismantling a republic. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our Caligula.
IMPEACH, CONVICT & LOCK UP: NOW
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
IMPEACH, CONVICT & LOCK UP: NOW
Psst: America’s the bad guys
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Psst: America’s the bad guys
I know this is random and is completely without relevance. However, my 15-yr record of NOT mistaking the New Year whilst writing down the date remains unbroken.
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I know this is random and is completely without relevance. However, my 15-yr record of NOT mistaking the New Year whilst writing down the date remains unbroken.
Ya think Nicolás Maduro has any Trump Coins?
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Ya think Nicolás Maduro has any Trump Coins?
Jack Smith must be US Attorney General when the Dems take the WH back...
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Jack Smith must be US Attorney General when the Dems take the WH back...
So it turns out Trump is a living example of Super-Size Me; in super-slow motion...
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 PM
So it turns out Trump is a living example of Super-Size Me; in super-slow motion...
“How can we be sure that it’s 2026; I mean, really sure. Who’s to say that time is even linear? We’re captives of our own intellectual, emotional and imagined constructs. We believe, as a species, we’re at the center of something. There is no center, man”
Me at the NYE party after the edible hits
Me at the NYE party after the edible hits
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
“How can we be sure that it’s 2026; I mean, really sure. Who’s to say that time is even linear? We’re captives of our own intellectual, emotional and imagined constructs. We believe, as a species, we’re at the center of something. There is no center, man”
Me at the NYE party after the edible hits
Me at the NYE party after the edible hits
Yo, white supremacists spend an awful lot of time worrying about becoming bottoms.
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Yo, white supremacists spend an awful lot of time worrying about becoming bottoms.
The Scott Baio Improv Troupe Performing at the Kennedy Center from August - December 2026
Tickets on sale now!
Tickets on sale now!
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Scott Baio Improv Troupe Performing at the Kennedy Center from August - December 2026
Tickets on sale now!
Tickets on sale now!
I hear the trio —the Allen Dershowitz Jazz Review— is booked at the Kennedy Center through August (2027). Tix available now.
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I hear the trio —the Allen Dershowitz Jazz Review— is booked at the Kennedy Center through August (2027). Tix available now.
Hitler had his bunker under the Reichstag. Trump’s gonna get his bulletproof ballroom.
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hitler had his bunker under the Reichstag. Trump’s gonna get his bulletproof ballroom.
Turning into a billionaire isn’t something to be celebrated; it’s something to be warned about.
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Turning into a billionaire isn’t something to be celebrated; it’s something to be warned about.
OK: for the 1036th time: he tells lies so that the lies are repeated, NOT believed.
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
OK: for the 1036th time: he tells lies so that the lies are repeated, NOT believed.
I suspect that a large plurality of sitting US Congresspeople DID NOT read the Select Committee’s January 6th Report…
December 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I suspect that a large plurality of sitting US Congresspeople DID NOT read the Select Committee’s January 6th Report…
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god I’m enjoying music so much more since I moved on from Spotify?! Discovering music now feels much more intentional and organic. No algorithm passively spoon feeding me. Feels more like when I was younger exploring.
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
god I’m enjoying music so much more since I moved on from Spotify?! Discovering music now feels much more intentional and organic. No algorithm passively spoon feeding me. Feels more like when I was younger exploring.
Ben Hur, one of my favorites, has the best live action sequence in film history (chariot race); the car chase in One Battle After Another comes very close to surpassing (forgive the pun) Ben Hur…
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ben Hur, one of my favorites, has the best live action sequence in film history (chariot race); the car chase in One Battle After Another comes very close to surpassing (forgive the pun) Ben Hur…
Star Wars Trumpet Solo - drumFunny.com
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December 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Listen, John Lennon was a shit. He beat his wife, and abandoned his first son. Most galling: he hated Jazz…”
Me at the Christmas party after that 3rd martini
Me at the Christmas party after that 3rd martini
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Listen, John Lennon was a shit. He beat his wife, and abandoned his first son. Most galling: he hated Jazz…”
Me at the Christmas party after that 3rd martini
Me at the Christmas party after that 3rd martini