Lisa
akoalapear.bsky.social
Lisa
@akoalapear.bsky.social
ͦ ͪ. ͪ ͣ ͥ I am Lisa
frmrly @ovariart
I like crafts and feminism and Star Trek and maintaining my rage
she / her / Strayan🇦🇺
Pinned
Full of lithium and love.
Don’t mind me, just laying here at 6am on a Saturday looking up paternoster lifts.
February 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Some teens on the bus just found an apparently still-warm rotisserie chicken on the floor of the bus and now they’re eating it.
January 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Do you think if I listen to music at work enough my Spotify Premium subscription could be tax deductible?
January 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Today’s Spotify daylist is brought to you by word salad.
January 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.”

😢
January 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thought my external harddrive was making a worrying fuzzy noise. Restarted, tried to figure it out for a while..

Turned out the noise was from a SodaStream bottle hissing through the lid 😑
January 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sydney Sixers out here starting a war with the seagulls.
January 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Alfie keeps hissing at Sybok.

I’m not sure if she’s blaming him for the vet visit and vaccination she also had this morning, or whether she doesn’t recognise him since his haircut. Either way, he’s in the bad books.

Here we see her glaring at him from a distance, brooding.
January 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
His lil peets look so funny with their furry lil boots ☺️
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lion cut: Complete
January 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy with this 🧚‍♂️🦄
January 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by Lisa
*slaps knee* well gast my flabbers!
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Boy cat is getting a lion cut today so I’m fasting him in case they need to sedate him. He is *wailing*. So loud.
January 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sometimes if I ask one of the cats to do something for me, and then say “ugh fiiine, I’ll do it”, it’s much easier than just doing it in the first place.
January 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This solve made for a 99 day streak 😎
Christmas Day will be 100 🥳

Minute Cryptic - 24 December 2024
"Listening to heavy rock is more adventurous" (6)
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I scored: 2 under par
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December 24, 2024 at 2:58 AM
The cat was sat on the sink with her tail under the tap when I went to I wash my hands and she didn’t move her tail so now she’s walking around with an absolutely drenched tail.

She’s not even bothered, which is actually a bit annoying. I’d like her to be more bothered by it.
December 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Solved this while on the toilet 💩

Minute Cryptic - 23 December 2024
"Video's intro and outro cut by friend perfectly" (7)
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I scored: 2 under par
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December 23, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Getting better with fodder 😎

Minute Cryptic - 21 December 2024
"Vocalist raps on remixed disc" (7)
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I scored: 3 under par
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December 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Cooooolest.

Minute Cryptic - 20 December 2024
"Cool, cooler & ultimately coolest babe" (6)
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I scored: 3 under par
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December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Just had a fire drill at the office.

It’s real nice being on the 11th floor until you gotta walk down that many flights of stairs 😮‍💨
December 19, 2024 at 12:06 AM
My autodelivery had a payment processing issue and after fixing it, I’m pretty sure it’s processed twice 💀 so if anyone’s low on litter or wet cat food hmu I’ll be drowning in it
December 19, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Full of lithium and love.
December 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
At first glance I thought this would take me longer than it did. Pleased.

Minute Cryptic - 19 December 2024
"Object to HR interviewing notorious gang leaders" (5)
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I scored: 2 under par
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December 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM
The Christmas Bus was assigned to the route I catch this morning! 🎄
December 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
The day before payday can drag forever sometimes 😑
December 17, 2024 at 10:02 PM