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Rubenstein needs to open his purse
May 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
April 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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One of those “candlelight live score” movie concerts but the movie is Challengers and the concert is a Boiler Room-style DJ set
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Haim music video night with my gf and her roommate
March 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
watching any studio ghibli movie and hootin’ and hollerin’ whenever there’s yummy food on screen
March 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the way some people are afraid of pitbulls, Dobermans, and German shepherds is the way I feel about poodles
February 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
A recreation of my Eraserhead viewing experience last night
February 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the natural state of the soul is transient, shifting like water. Now watch this drive
December 31, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Wins Above Replacement (crowd cheers) should be the main determiner for hall of fame voting (crowd boos) but 50 wins should be plenty for a catcher (crowd cheers) but russell martin shouldn't get in (crowd boos) because toronto WAR should only be worth 66% as much (crowd confused)
December 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Breaking: The NYPD is responding to a credible tip related to the name of the masked CEO killer and is now on the search for "Amanda Hugandkiss"
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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When I was young, we used to disparage all kinds of things by calling them gay. Now we only call homosexuals gay. That feels like moving backwards. That feels like punching down.
November 26, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car
June 25, 2023 at 3:04 AM
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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I am not a republican I am a communist. Thank you
November 14, 2024 at 6:37 PM
if we’re on a path to some sort of mad max future, my prediction is that spongebob episodes will be passed down as some sort of oral tradition
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 AM
if you see a blue lives matter sticker on my car, just know my registration is expired
November 13, 2024 at 10:45 PM
genuinely, once the baseball reporters and stat pages are more active on here, so will I
November 8, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I’m one financially irresponsible purchase away from being fixed
October 21, 2023 at 7:48 PM
do we fuck with snoopy on here
October 17, 2023 at 6:29 PM