The Owlbear Camus
@akirathelemur.bsky.social
he/him/his
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Buddhist/Jewish/animist
Capitalism is bad
Also: cats and metal
☭ 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩
Buddhist/Jewish/animist
Capitalism is bad
Also: cats and metal
You misspelled fishhook theory, twat-waffle.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You misspelled fishhook theory, twat-waffle.
I mean, liberals' favorite hobby is celebrating the suffering of those who live in places that have voted incorrectly, so "civilized" is a huge fucking stretch.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I mean, liberals' favorite hobby is celebrating the suffering of those who live in places that have voted incorrectly, so "civilized" is a huge fucking stretch.
The only value that horseshoe theory provides is that, as soon as someone mentions it unironically, you know that you can safely stop paying attention to them forever.
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The only value that horseshoe theory provides is that, as soon as someone mentions it unironically, you know that you can safely stop paying attention to them forever.
I mean, if you're really into drinking shitty wine while pooping, go off I guess, but that's one fuck of a thing to share voluntarily with the world
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I mean, if you're really into drinking shitty wine while pooping, go off I guess, but that's one fuck of a thing to share voluntarily with the world
Got some bad news for you about yoga studios
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Got some bad news for you about yoga studios
I think I see where this is going and I'll never trust a bunny again
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I think I see where this is going and I'll never trust a bunny again
You became wealthy by exploiting your employees, and now you're throwing a rather incoherent tantrum when others are noting this incredibly obvious fact.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You became wealthy by exploiting your employees, and now you're throwing a rather incoherent tantrum when others are noting this incredibly obvious fact.
When I was 10, this was my favorite song. Considering that my favorite book at the time was Battlefield fucking Earth, I think it's clear that my aesthetic judgment was, at the very best, questionable as balls.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When I was 10, this was my favorite song. Considering that my favorite book at the time was Battlefield fucking Earth, I think it's clear that my aesthetic judgment was, at the very best, questionable as balls.
So you have sex with pigs, is my main takeaway here. Funny thing to admit in public, but as you don't seem to be blessed with an abundance of neurons, here we fucking are.
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So you have sex with pigs, is my main takeaway here. Funny thing to admit in public, but as you don't seem to be blessed with an abundance of neurons, here we fucking are.
Yeah, I'm pretty emphatic about eugenics being a fucking terrible thing, myself. Who the fuck is in the center on a topic like that?
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty emphatic about eugenics being a fucking terrible thing, myself. Who the fuck is in the center on a topic like that?
Those aren't deaths; those are oopsies and capitalism feels very very badly about them.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Those aren't deaths; those are oopsies and capitalism feels very very badly about them.
And at what cost?
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
And at what cost?
Which is an opportunity to explain that the bandaids that social democracy puts on capitalism, while perhaps well intentioned, are insufficient, and that only socialism may address the root causes of our issues.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Which is an opportunity to explain that the bandaids that social democracy puts on capitalism, while perhaps well intentioned, are insufficient, and that only socialism may address the root causes of our issues.
That mac and cheese is a war crime
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That mac and cheese is a war crime
Huh. Being anti American is bad? Huh.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Huh. Being anti American is bad? Huh.
Spending Thanksgiving defending genocide is like the platonic fucking ideal of being an American
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Spending Thanksgiving defending genocide is like the platonic fucking ideal of being an American
So this is how I learn that Brett Easton Ellis has a podcast. I'm going to do my best to forget that information.
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So this is how I learn that Brett Easton Ellis has a podcast. I'm going to do my best to forget that information.
Reposted by The Owlbear Camus
The safest code is code that never runs.
The safest developer is a developer that never develops.
The safest developer is a developer that never develops.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The safest code is code that never runs.
The safest developer is a developer that never develops.
The safest developer is a developer that never develops.
While arguing over the subtle distinctions between salty yeast products is what social media is for, I'm going to restrain myself from yelling about Marmite and instead just strongly recommend trying a peanut butter, seaweed, and Marmite and/or Vegemite sandwich.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
While arguing over the subtle distinctions between salty yeast products is what social media is for, I'm going to restrain myself from yelling about Marmite and instead just strongly recommend trying a peanut butter, seaweed, and Marmite and/or Vegemite sandwich.
I will not stand for this blatant erasure of shoefly pie
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I will not stand for this blatant erasure of shoefly pie
No. No they didn't. You seem to be in the throes of your own personal dark ages.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No. No they didn't. You seem to be in the throes of your own personal dark ages.