Akimbo
@akimbo.bsky.social
I'm a particle, a minute quantity of matter, the least possible amount of data
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA
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icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"
Feels good, don't it? A whole new component to ruining your atonement.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Feels good, don't it? A whole new component to ruining your atonement.
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It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
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I think “The Smashing Machine” should have been a title for a Wallace and Gromit film instead.
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I think “The Smashing Machine” should have been a title for a Wallace and Gromit film instead.
I was playing some lunchtime Marvel Snap and was about to play double Infinaut against @bullseye-qwerty.bsky.social when my app completely crashed. I guess it's back to work. 😭
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I was playing some lunchtime Marvel Snap and was about to play double Infinaut against @bullseye-qwerty.bsky.social when my app completely crashed. I guess it's back to work. 😭
The scar went away and my memories changed
No, it wouldn't be great to be back in 1998
No, it wouldn't be great to be back in 1998
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The scar went away and my memories changed
No, it wouldn't be great to be back in 1998
No, it wouldn't be great to be back in 1998
The problem is you, the problem is me, and we're at the crest of the 💩 🌊, baby.
September 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The problem is you, the problem is me, and we're at the crest of the 💩 🌊, baby.
Sports Night
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sports Night
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Cloud City is a good vape shop name.
September 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Cloud City is a good vape shop name.
A man, a plan, a canal, napalm
August 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A man, a plan, a canal, napalm
I can deal with some psychic pain, if it'll slow down my higher brain
August 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I can deal with some psychic pain, if it'll slow down my higher brain
Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone?
August 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone?
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Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling, says he can't even walk through deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD
August 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling, says he can't even walk through deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD
Same with receiving compliments. No one should get feedback from that many people.
The social internet has ruined society. Now I will press "Post" and hope someone likes this.
The social internet has ruined society. Now I will press "Post" and hope someone likes this.
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
August 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Same with receiving compliments. No one should get feedback from that many people.
The social internet has ruined society. Now I will press "Post" and hope someone likes this.
The social internet has ruined society. Now I will press "Post" and hope someone likes this.
America's Next Dropped Bottle
August 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
America's Next Dropped Bottle
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WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
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I would be mortified if a concert camera caught me being a tech CEO.
July 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I would be mortified if a concert camera caught me being a tech CEO.
New @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tomorrow.
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
New @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tomorrow.
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