"Pitchforks for the People partners with left-leaning recycling centers and farm equipment suppliers across the country to provide pitchforks to budding radicals at no cost. We also supply Trotsky pamphlets and V for Vendetta DVDs."

on tuesday he ate through two tech bros. but he was still hungry! 🍓🐛 (the ebay auction for this piece is live hehe)

Standing in line at the UPS store, looking back on my life, and I think only thing I can say with absolute certainty is that I’ve never had a bad time while listening to Steely Dan

It never ceases to amaze what my 4yo can and cannot remember. Today I found out he "doesn't know" how to put on his shoes, but he did tell me exactly which set one singular Lego piece belonged to.

The instant amnesia of toddlers is absolutely wild. On the way to school today, my 4yo said, out of nowhere:

H: I don't like Ms. F's rules
Me: Oh yeah? What are her rules?
H: "Stay in the line, hold the rope, no fighting"
Me: Wait, what?
H: What?
Me: Those are the rules?
H: What rules?

Per usual, @clhubes.bsky.social sums up toddler parenthood with just the right amount of melancholy, quite frankly all we have time for before we get yelled at by our benevolent dictators to turn Bluey back on