🍜 Eating this goated watermelon today. I love how you can tell exactly how good the watermelon is going to be just by looking at its colour and texture.
(I know the same principle applies to other fruits too. But unlike the others, a watermelon literally screams out its intentions at you.)
September 13, 2023 at 3:55 PM
🍜 Eating this goated watermelon today. I love how you can tell exactly how good the watermelon is going to be just by looking at its colour and texture.
(I know the same principle applies to other fruits too. But unlike the others, a watermelon literally screams out its intentions at you.)
Found these and thought, "They're mass produced, packaged chips. How hot could they possibly be?" Never has a story that begins like that had a happy ending.
August 1, 2023 at 7:21 AM
Found these and thought, "They're mass produced, packaged chips. How hot could they possibly be?" Never has a story that begins like that had a happy ending.
I have a new nemesis in life. This motherfucker has been showing up on the balcony every day with animal carcasses and a fork and knife. Today's meal included the remains of an unidentified animal whose blood was still oozing out.
July 8, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I have a new nemesis in life. This motherfucker has been showing up on the balcony every day with animal carcasses and a fork and knife. Today's meal included the remains of an unidentified animal whose blood was still oozing out.
Raditude by Weezer. None of those words mean anything, either alone or in a sequence - it's all nonsense. Then you look at the cover and you're like: "oh yeah, raditude...🤙"
July 7, 2023 at 6:02 PM
Raditude by Weezer. None of those words mean anything, either alone or in a sequence - it's all nonsense. Then you look at the cover and you're like: "oh yeah, raditude...🤙"