Akhil Sood
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Akhil Sood
@akhilsood.bsky.social
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Kendrick nailing the rapping while chewing paan aesthetic.
November 23, 2024 at 7:14 AM
🍜 Spaghetti with this super rich Italian pork sausage called cotechino. Controversial opinion: the Italians know their food just a bit.
September 27, 2023 at 7:39 AM
Over the past few months, I've properly discovered a place even more vile than TV news and Twitter - Reddit - and I love it so much.
September 20, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Friendship ended with twitter, now bluesky is my best friend 🤝
September 18, 2023 at 5:57 PM
🍜 Eating this goated watermelon today. I love how you can tell exactly how good the watermelon is going to be just by looking at its colour and texture.

(I know the same principle applies to other fruits too. But unlike the others, a watermelon literally screams out its intentions at you.)
September 13, 2023 at 3:55 PM
🍜 Tried flan for the first time this week - not my favourite Frenchie dessert but still slaps.
September 8, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Nope, it's not being accepted.
September 7, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Wrote this week's Mint Lounge cover on the freakishly prolific Vir Das, who I suspect might be on to something.

lifestyle.livemint.com/news/big-sto...
Vir Das lands on his feet
Vir Das is perhaps India’s most successful comic performing in English. As he embarks on a journey to Hollywood, here's the story of how he weathered controversy and found his voice
lifestyle.livemint.com
August 26, 2023 at 7:23 AM
🍜 Finally found a good fish burger that's not McDonald's (keep quiet).
August 25, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Had planned on finishing some work at 12 but it's 12.05 now, so guess I'll have to do it at 1 now.
August 22, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Have a deadline upon me so I'm reading about hats.
August 18, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Been going through a burger phase for the last couple of months. Will need to stop soon before I also turn into one.
August 13, 2023 at 8:25 AM
An instant classic. This battle will live long in memory.
August 8, 2023 at 7:22 AM
Had to cancel my evening plans because I'm very busy with work tonight (thinking up a moderately clever name for my fantasy football team this season).
August 3, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Extended my run/walk by 10 minutes today because I've ordered biryani + kebabs. There has to be a better way.
August 1, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Found these and thought, "They're mass produced, packaged chips. How hot could they possibly be?" Never has a story that begins like that had a happy ending.
August 1, 2023 at 7:21 AM
New fav
July 29, 2023 at 8:07 AM
Quite excited to see how the Plandemic Soros Mind Control Microchip etc freaks respond to all the alien stuff. I'm sure they'll be very sober and level-headed about it and not at all insane.
July 27, 2023 at 3:08 PM
End of an era: got to know today that the 10 Rupee Lighter has been discontinued and replaced in Delhi by something called the 15 Rupee Lighter.
July 25, 2023 at 3:18 PM
My algos on Facebook and Twitter keep throwing Radiohead memes at me (because I'm obsessed) and they're all the best.
July 23, 2023 at 3:09 PM
July 22, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Calling these drinks "progressive" makes no sense to me whatsoever but I like it.
July 20, 2023 at 2:46 PM
I don't like stout but I love drinking Guinness beer because of that little table tennis ball they put in their cans. It's like I'm embarking on a fun interactive project.
July 19, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Reading a book on BTS for work and this part sickened me to my core. HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THIS
July 19, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Love that if you keep certain things in the freezer for too long, they just explode. "Fuck this, I'm DONE." Great concept.
July 18, 2023 at 2:40 PM