I was shamed last night for the way I pay cheese tax.

If you have a dog and you pay the cheese tax, do you let the doggo take the food from your hand or drop it for them?

I dropped it. On the ground. Apparently that was not the correct way to do it.

With everything crumbling around us and the president trying to destroy our economy, it feels weird to take time to enjoy the Chewbacchus parade.

Then I remember joy is resistance and rest is vital.

Rest when you need it. Enjoy what you can.

I did not move from Alaska for this

I bought the wrong floss. And not to be dramatic. But it’s ruining my life.

Everyone! Wish the void a happy birthday.

In a not at all surprising twist, making stores difficult to shop at makes people not want to shop there.

Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’

I am asking you for advice in very much the same way that I’m putting my music on shuffle in hopes it will play the exact songs I want in the exact order I want. To be clear.

And what is a covered porch, if not a human sized catio?