Andy Kerfonta
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Andy Kerfonta
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software engineer, occasional runner, slightly obsessive

dad to two, one a lil' type 1 diabetic
I now have to make a batch of low carb almond flour scones almost every night because the kids eat so many every morning. Not even a little bit upset
March 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
don't need no stinkin' four wheel drive
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Coworker and I came to the (probably obvious) conclusion that working at a startup is just our version of a gambling addiction
February 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
maybe if eggs get even more expensive Americans will stop overcooking them
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
look at these freaking scones I made
January 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
drank a double espresso at 10pm
January 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
the 5D Print Farm™ has yielded a tiny (black) Minas Tirith
December 26, 2024 at 4:31 PM
We'll grow more groceries there! It's all green!
December 26, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I keep calling this my print farm and my wife thinks I'm an idiot
December 26, 2024 at 4:29 AM
went to Home Depot yesterday and Harbor Freight today

Harbor Freight is better
December 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM
outlets shouldn't be hot
December 21, 2024 at 10:14 PM
the end of the Wikipedia article on Brian Thompson is savage
December 7, 2024 at 2:49 AM
when I come to power out of office automatic email replies will be banned
December 6, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Those Chipotle portion sizes are about to get *fixed*
The CEOs are terrified
December 6, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I don't condone violence, but I also pay ~$5000 per year in pharmacy copays alone to keep my type 1 diabetic daughter alive, so...
December 5, 2024 at 6:51 AM
I happily pay for a Spotify family account, but I have never and will never look at that Wrapped nonsense
December 5, 2024 at 6:45 AM
It doesn't matter if you were planning on eating or even if you just finished eating, when you see the first Mcrib of the season you eat one
December 1, 2024 at 2:34 AM
when you run at night but are terrified of spiders: headlamp set to Kill
October 24, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I am literally always happy to see food pics
October 6, 2024 at 7:24 PM
pickle dog on a fish
October 3, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I truly think we are at a stage of AI roughly equivalent to early analog communications and are going to stay there until a Shannon-esque conceptual breakthrough happens
September 21, 2024 at 6:13 AM
what if I play with Home Assistant instead of doing my actual work
July 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
man deer in yard eating my day old plants and making eye contact
July 7, 2024 at 3:08 AM