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AKCrucial
@akcrucial.bsky.social
Art. Cats. Graphic and web design. NJ cryptid let loose on the unsuspecting citizens of Chicagoland.
HELLO EVERYONE HI. The shit…has hit the fan. But I’m glad you’re here. Welcome to the shitshow.

To help: gofund.me/c22965bc
August 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
March 12th, 2025. Imperial Decline Era. Day fifty one summary:
March 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m not saying that ALL men are problematic but the ONLY boy cat in this house shot a blood clot out of his peener and even the vets went “oh wow”after zooming in on the picture.
March 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My #patreon costs a buck at the lowest tier and it’s fun.
February 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Reading books isn’t enough, I need @levarburton.bsky.social Burton to suplex Elon Musk live on national television.
February 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
People are leaving new reviews for The Repeater 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

amzn.to/3X2YJeX
February 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Corporate wants you to find the differences between these two images. #fuckice #ice #antifascist #antifa #no #nazipunksfuckoff
January 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is the intro to Safety Dance and you can’t convince me otherwise.
January 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
January 20th, 2025. Imperial Decline Era. Day one summary:
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So like, futiledevice.com is my company. And it’s full of things like this. If you joined the patreon at ANY level, you gotta check the post for the 20% off code.
January 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Can one of you fuckin’ fuckers with a huge dangly audience repost whichever piece of my brain you find the least repulsive so people know I’m here? Thanks in advance, here is a cat.
January 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please use this in an extremely flamboyant sentence.
January 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Anita Bryant died:
January 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
January 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Someone else made this so I know I’m not the only freak.
January 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
January 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The #medusa is here. Thank you all so much. I have 20 left.
December 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
15 hours in, maybe five total to go. I think it’s from the 80’s? Maybe earlier? It’s so light.

Someone asked me why I fixed the parts nobody will see? It’s bc I’ll know it’s there. If you’re going to fix something, fix it.

For sale. Commissions open on futiledevice.
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 AM
WORK IN PROGRESS: Do you know any musicians? Do you like them? Babyshit green and black broken nightmare to …this. About three hours into the project. Here’s a one-of-a-kind gift for yourself or them. #guitar #music
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 AM
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Those are the lyrics right?
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Merry whatever.
December 3, 2024 at 2:14 AM
MERRY15 On futiledevice.com until midnight.
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
November 30, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Hello blueskiers. The kitten was not allowed to look out the window.
November 24, 2024 at 1:14 AM