The UK, and therefore it's people, may ban a squirt, but I know it means you enjoyed it.

Merely a tut? That's a keeper.

Everything fails due to a valid use of 88 as a magic threshold value.

Same as a dictionary, the first thing you should do on a big code base it look up all the dirty words.

Pac-Man, via Pac-Man Collection on GBA when they were 4. Struggled with the controls being abstracted from screen and the avatar, but could do all sorts of amazing things on a tablet game.

"spare unhinged bauble" is how I was once described as their plus one :(

[obligatory, unhelpful roll your own suggestion]

I can't even hear my own headphones

The main takeaway for me is the having to add an experienced actor to your dream to add a bit of gravitas.

Fuck it. Yes. More than half of them are probably complications of my diabetes anyway.