The longer I look at the word "world" the wronger it looks

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

Now that it's getting cold my Macbook is too cold after being left alone for too long. Need a program to heat this thing up 🥶

I'm sad Bluesky's Android app doesn't support folding phones very well