Shannon
@akamonty.bsky.social
Introvert but also LOOK AT ME! Facetious but also sincere. OG Blogger. Sometimes crazy, often dumb, and prettier than a sackful of squashed asses.
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29. I did not do the annual birthday re-post because most of you have been reading it for at least 18 years. But here's the annual birthday picture. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRATS.
(and if you want to read one of the annual birthday posts, brain-soup.blogspot.com/search/label... )
(and if you want to read one of the annual birthday posts, brain-soup.blogspot.com/search/label... )
February 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
29. I did not do the annual birthday re-post because most of you have been reading it for at least 18 years. But here's the annual birthday picture. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRATS.
(and if you want to read one of the annual birthday posts, brain-soup.blogspot.com/search/label... )
(and if you want to read one of the annual birthday posts, brain-soup.blogspot.com/search/label... )
It's a shame someone already took the name Juicy Couture because I was planning to use that for my line of condoms.
January 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
It's a shame someone already took the name Juicy Couture because I was planning to use that for my line of condoms.
So I'm starting to think that "Send in the clowns" may not've been the best thing to write as an "introduction tagline" on a dating site.
January 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
So I'm starting to think that "Send in the clowns" may not've been the best thing to write as an "introduction tagline" on a dating site.
Me pressing the pause button on my earbuds and wondering why my TV show is still playing
December 23, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Me pressing the pause button on my earbuds and wondering why my TV show is still playing
Well HELLO there, delicious bag of Cheetos Puffs. I laugh at your "Party Size" designation. #PartyofOne #Me
December 22, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Well HELLO there, delicious bag of Cheetos Puffs. I laugh at your "Party Size" designation. #PartyofOne #Me
As it turns out, practicing to be on "Naked and Afraid" is not really allowed in the local park. Huh.
#TheMoreYouKnow
#TheMoreYouKnow
December 19, 2023 at 2:18 PM
As it turns out, practicing to be on "Naked and Afraid" is not really allowed in the local park. Huh.
#TheMoreYouKnow
#TheMoreYouKnow
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. What matters is where's the wine bottle to top it off.
December 7, 2023 at 2:47 PM
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. What matters is where's the wine bottle to top it off.
Reposted by Shannon
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO PAY .30 PER TEXT! #GetOffMyLawn
December 1, 2023 at 2:47 PM
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO PAY .30 PER TEXT! #GetOffMyLawn
"My kid is so weird; she eats ramen noodles for breakfast every day," I said, chomping on my lunchtime 'salad' made of only croutons and ranch dressing.
November 30, 2023 at 2:17 PM
"My kid is so weird; she eats ramen noodles for breakfast every day," I said, chomping on my lunchtime 'salad' made of only croutons and ranch dressing.
You know you have #PMS when you go to the grocery store for vegetables and a roast but leave with only cookie dough, a box of brownie mix, and six cans of Pringles.
November 27, 2023 at 1:55 PM
You know you have #PMS when you go to the grocery store for vegetables and a roast but leave with only cookie dough, a box of brownie mix, and six cans of Pringles.
If my last name was Pepper, I'd have gone to medical school
November 24, 2023 at 2:32 PM
If my last name was Pepper, I'd have gone to medical school
Just got some new business cards.
November 7, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Just got some new business cards.
This Halloween I'm going as Someone Who Gives A Shit. No one will recognize me.
October 25, 2023 at 3:09 PM
This Halloween I'm going as Someone Who Gives A Shit. No one will recognize me.
October 21, 2023 at 6:05 PM
I'm making a list of people I hate. It's titled "Everyone"
October 19, 2023 at 2:43 PM
I'm making a list of people I hate. It's titled "Everyone"
I think demons love it when someone invokes "possession is 9/10 of the law" and they're all like SCOOCH THAT SOUL OVER and if you try to evict I'll sue.
#3amThoughts
#3amThoughts
October 15, 2023 at 3:23 PM
I think demons love it when someone invokes "possession is 9/10 of the law" and they're all like SCOOCH THAT SOUL OVER and if you try to evict I'll sue.
#3amThoughts
#3amThoughts
When something keeps brushing the back of your hair and you don't know if it's a ghost or a spider and can't decide which one you'd prefer it be.
October 9, 2023 at 1:32 PM
When something keeps brushing the back of your hair and you don't know if it's a ghost or a spider and can't decide which one you'd prefer it be.
This is why you do not get into a pissing contest with Sigourney Weaver
October 6, 2023 at 7:11 PM
This is why you do not get into a pissing contest with Sigourney Weaver
I was making a comprehensive list of "Why People Are Annoying" but then I ran out of internet. And words.
October 5, 2023 at 4:59 PM
I was making a comprehensive list of "Why People Are Annoying" but then I ran out of internet. And words.
Does anyone else watch Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast' and think "Stockholm Syndrome"?
October 3, 2023 at 1:10 PM
Does anyone else watch Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast' and think "Stockholm Syndrome"?
I like to think of myself as less an Enabler and more of a...sympathetic encourager to do bad stuff.
September 30, 2023 at 2:14 PM
I like to think of myself as less an Enabler and more of a...sympathetic encourager to do bad stuff.
I wish I could be there for your birthday party... / ...but I wasn't invited. #IfIWroteHallmarkCards
September 29, 2023 at 3:16 PM
I wish I could be there for your birthday party... / ...but I wasn't invited. #IfIWroteHallmarkCards
I'm thinking of changing my first name to Karma so when people say, "Karma is a bitch!" I can say YES I AM and they will fear me.
September 27, 2023 at 2:08 PM
I'm thinking of changing my first name to Karma so when people say, "Karma is a bitch!" I can say YES I AM and they will fear me.