Delighted to see a horror movie on tonight! Makes me feel like it’s still Halloween. I’m already being inundated with Christmas ads. It’s not even Thanksgiving! #GetOffMyLawn #TheMummy #TCMParty
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Delighted to see a horror movie on tonight! Makes me feel like it’s still Halloween. I’m already being inundated with Christmas ads. It’s not even Thanksgiving! #GetOffMyLawn #TheMummy #TCMParty
Getting old ain't so bad! #GetOffMyLawn
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Getting old ain't so bad! #GetOffMyLawn
Still a fantastic song. #getoffmylawn
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Still a fantastic song. #getoffmylawn
I was interviewing someone and the doorbell rang. I figured it was a package delivery, but when I looked, no package. Now I can't stop thinking about some random person coming to my door on a Sunday afternoon. WHO ARE YOU, DOORBELL PERSON AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? #goaway #nosoliciters #getoffmylawn
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I was interviewing someone and the doorbell rang. I figured it was a package delivery, but when I looked, no package. Now I can't stop thinking about some random person coming to my door on a Sunday afternoon. WHO ARE YOU, DOORBELL PERSON AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? #goaway #nosoliciters #getoffmylawn
Whatever the fuck concert that has been going on in the park us loud as fuck. Way louder than pride or shaky knees. Miss Gurl is OVER IT.
#GetOffMyLawn
#GetOffMyLawn
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Whatever the fuck concert that has been going on in the park us loud as fuck. Way louder than pride or shaky knees. Miss Gurl is OVER IT.
#GetOffMyLawn
#GetOffMyLawn
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
#RudeChad
I see your snipers have arrived
under the guise of a
hot brand
of laying cable.
But your guys didn't show up to
dig
anything but your own graves.
#Day277 After A nazi Salute Was Performed Behind The Seal Of #POTUS
& #Day22 Of #DJT #Presidential #GOP #EpsteinFilesShutdown
#GetOffMyLawn
I see your snipers have arrived
under the guise of a
hot brand
of laying cable.
But your guys didn't show up to
dig
anything but your own graves.
#Day277 After A nazi Salute Was Performed Behind The Seal Of #POTUS
& #Day22 Of #DJT #Presidential #GOP #EpsteinFilesShutdown
#GetOffMyLawn
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
#RudeChad
I see your snipers have arrived
under the guise of a
hot brand
of laying cable.
But your guys didn't show up to
dig
anything but your own graves.
#Day277 After A nazi Salute Was Performed Behind The Seal Of #POTUS
& #Day22 Of #DJT #Presidential #GOP #EpsteinFilesShutdown
#GetOffMyLawn
I see your snipers have arrived
under the guise of a
hot brand
of laying cable.
But your guys didn't show up to
dig
anything but your own graves.
#Day277 After A nazi Salute Was Performed Behind The Seal Of #POTUS
& #Day22 Of #DJT #Presidential #GOP #EpsteinFilesShutdown
#GetOffMyLawn
So AFTER THE REPLAY the defense gets to do the whole end zone celebration thing ? How is that not delay of game ? I get it after tds or non review plays but we've already wasted time ..#getoffmylawn ..#nfl
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
So AFTER THE REPLAY the defense gets to do the whole end zone celebration thing ? How is that not delay of game ? I get it after tds or non review plays but we've already wasted time ..#getoffmylawn ..#nfl
Elder Millenial Complaint:
What happened to DVD/Blu-ray copies of movies having tons of bonus features? I want to meet the art directors, stunt crews, visual effects artists, etc. What happened to appreciating cinema as an art form and a collaborative medium? #GetOffMyLawn #TCMParty
What happened to DVD/Blu-ray copies of movies having tons of bonus features? I want to meet the art directors, stunt crews, visual effects artists, etc. What happened to appreciating cinema as an art form and a collaborative medium? #GetOffMyLawn #TCMParty
October 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Elder Millenial Complaint:
What happened to DVD/Blu-ray copies of movies having tons of bonus features? I want to meet the art directors, stunt crews, visual effects artists, etc. What happened to appreciating cinema as an art form and a collaborative medium? #GetOffMyLawn #TCMParty
What happened to DVD/Blu-ray copies of movies having tons of bonus features? I want to meet the art directors, stunt crews, visual effects artists, etc. What happened to appreciating cinema as an art form and a collaborative medium? #GetOffMyLawn #TCMParty
Howdy Doody and B&W TV was starting to come into fashion.
#RottenGenXers #DumbMillenials #GetOffMyLawn!!!! #BoomersForever!!!
#RottenGenXers #DumbMillenials #GetOffMyLawn!!!! #BoomersForever!!!
October 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Howdy Doody and B&W TV was starting to come into fashion.
#RottenGenXers #DumbMillenials #GetOffMyLawn!!!! #BoomersForever!!!
#RottenGenXers #DumbMillenials #GetOffMyLawn!!!! #BoomersForever!!!
ESPN pissed me off and I unsubscribed a few months ago. I'd like to think I was being prescient, but it's just me being firmly in the #GetOffMyLawn stage of life 😂😂😂
September 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ESPN pissed me off and I unsubscribed a few months ago. I'd like to think I was being prescient, but it's just me being firmly in the #GetOffMyLawn stage of life 😂😂😂
When did we decide to stop using the word customized and use bespoke instead? Just heard it used in terms of customized lesson plans in a news story. Really? Lesson plans can be bespoke? Can we limit it to fashion please?
#GetOffMyLawn
#GetOffMyLawn
September 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
When did we decide to stop using the word customized and use bespoke instead? Just heard it used in terms of customized lesson plans in a news story. Really? Lesson plans can be bespoke? Can we limit it to fashion please?
#GetOffMyLawn
#GetOffMyLawn
@pointfivejew Search #getoffmylawn :)
December 6, 2024 at 7:24 PM
@pointfivejew Search #getoffmylawn :)
Well, getting an invitation to join the AARP sure is a helluva way to start my last week of my 40s... #getoffmylawn
January 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Well, getting an invitation to join the AARP sure is a helluva way to start my last week of my 40s... #getoffmylawn
The college football third overtime two-point conversion rule is the equivalent to the NHL shootout. Both are dumb and wrong. Sometimes teams tie. #firstskeet #wisdom #getoffmylawn
November 30, 2024 at 3:11 PM
The college football third overtime two-point conversion rule is the equivalent to the NHL shootout. Both are dumb and wrong. Sometimes teams tie. #firstskeet #wisdom #getoffmylawn
Try using a crowbar to get those pesky frozen sunka turds off the ground in beautiful #heSapa
#LakotaTerritory #touristtown #getoffmylawn #Indigenously
#LakotaTerritory #touristtown #getoffmylawn #Indigenously
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Try using a crowbar to get those pesky frozen sunka turds off the ground in beautiful #heSapa
#LakotaTerritory #touristtown #getoffmylawn #Indigenously
#LakotaTerritory #touristtown #getoffmylawn #Indigenously
I'm not entirely sure what's going on with this promotion but it's probably not FOR me (old man). They could just show an OREO being dunked in milk and I'd be happy, so... #youth #marketing #influencers #getoffmylawn
"Name This OREO" by VML for Mondelēz International
YouTube video by VML
youtu.be
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm not entirely sure what's going on with this promotion but it's probably not FOR me (old man). They could just show an OREO being dunked in milk and I'd be happy, so... #youth #marketing #influencers #getoffmylawn
February 1, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Why is downtown invaded by teenagers? #getoffmylawn
December 4, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Why is downtown invaded by teenagers? #getoffmylawn
Coming up on @SpockCast - How to read Reddit #GetOffMyLawn
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Coming up on @SpockCast - How to read Reddit #GetOffMyLawn
On today's bonus edition of, " #WhatTheHellDoesTHATMean??" (or, " #GetOffMyLawn!!"), we learn what the term, " #allistic" means.
#TheMoreYouKnow
#KidsTheseDays
#TheMoreYouKnow
#KidsTheseDays
March 14, 2024 at 1:51 PM
On today's bonus edition of, " #WhatTheHellDoesTHATMean??" (or, " #GetOffMyLawn!!"), we learn what the term, " #allistic" means.
#TheMoreYouKnow
#KidsTheseDays
#TheMoreYouKnow
#KidsTheseDays
JFC I'm not getting to sleep anytime soon am I? Dad-blammed fireworks. #getoffmylawn
July 5, 2024 at 3:49 AM
JFC I'm not getting to sleep anytime soon am I? Dad-blammed fireworks. #getoffmylawn
[S] Okay, so I'm *not* the only one who retains Pibb's honorific. Still, I think I'll keep Grandpa Pibb as a spare nickname. #GetOffMyLawn
December 7, 2024 at 6:23 AM
[S] Okay, so I'm *not* the only one who retains Pibb's honorific. Still, I think I'll keep Grandpa Pibb as a spare nickname. #GetOffMyLawn