Didn't we all learn from Santa Claus Is Coming To Town that penguins live at the South Pole?

Wait, if you're reading, does that mean a WOMAN is DRIVING?

(I mean, I'm attracted to secure men who trust the statistically more likely better driver and use that time to both read to and entertain her.)

This applies to so many situations: my "children" are 23, 25, and 29. I had to practice this two of them today.

I think about this alot. Not just videos but FaceTime calls. Thought about carrying a bunch of cheap headphones to hand them, saying, "Here, it looks like you forgot yours. No, really, keep them. Privacy is so important."

Medicinal wine out my nose.

Did he misspell "annoy?" And if I'm right, I probably need to get off the internet before I become infected by my own editorial interpretive abilities.

Based on my current age, it was probably close to 40 years ago. I'll never forget realizing what was happening (and beating on that socked foot until it slipped back between the cracks.) So wild that we let that shit slide.

Alas, I once had a guy put his foot between the seats to probe my breasts in the dark on a greyhound bus, so you can't shock or disgust me with regular unsanitary behavior.

I think they should prioritize the brain-worm victims first.

So...cut back on American-owned services to compensate for tariffs?

Don't apologize, xoomer just got purple first because you said this. 💜 Now for the real challenge, finishing in decending order. (My variation on "Hank's Way" 💙💚💛)

I think this, but with whales on the ocean floor.