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A.J. O'Toole
@ajotoole.bsky.social
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Ex-drinker, still not a fighter. Speed reader, slow writer.
Black Country exile under Northern skies.
This is an anecdote, sir, not a problem for you to solve.
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Viz thing about tedious pundits.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Spoilers.
Norman Bates action figure. In a dress.
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The fucking Mail this morning.
The Benefits Street Budget
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The idiots have been in, spray painting the picky tea aisle.
8 king prawn bao bun parcels. Upside down.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Incredible cognitive dissonance here
Royal family might have to give back a tiny amount because they live in massive houses the rest of the country pay for.
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Off you fuck, Tom.
Tom Utley's last column. For old times sake.
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Thinking about it
A dog in glasses smoking a pipe. Is this bad? Yeah.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Know your place
bifold doors strike down an aspiring social climber
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Good start. Drinking ruby mild in a pub with a snug.
Ruby mild. Tiled floor.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Off for dinner with a pair of psychotherapists. I'll be fine.
Well, you know what Freud said about the Irish? (from The Depahted)
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Post someone who looks good in stripes
Cyrille Regis in classic yellow and green away kit
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Hooty McBlowfish
Sutton Hoo ship name contest urges no Boaty McBoatface suggestions
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The Mail thinks this has legs
ban naked bike riding. You'd think this would be covered already... like vigilante violence
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Another bold statement
An economist in a safari suit
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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2/27 - still got it.
More woke nonsense from the Mail
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Forgot I took picture of these. Amazing breakfast pudding.
Raviola Di Ricotta Fritta. Incredible.
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Alanis thinking "isn't it ironic that there are more Chinese eateries than Curry houses next to a naval base for destroyers that don't have egg fried rice on the mess hall menu? Don't you think?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Lost their minds
How worried should we be about the curious clusters of Chinese restaurants surrounding our most sensitive military bases? These 150 metre-long beasts deploy for nine-month periods during which the 260-strong crew munch their way through 75,600 eggs, 19,000kg of potatoes and 54,720 sausages. What isn’t on the menu in the mess, however, is egg fried rice or sweet and sour chicken. Ironic, perhaps, considering there are no fewer than 2.3 Chinese takeaways near the base for every Indian establishment in the same area.
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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What a picture.
Ronaldo being given the 'ah fuck off' by Irish fans. Credit to your man @sebajfdaly on the old Twitter.
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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No court in the land...
Binman lamps naked charity cyclist after mistaking him for a 'pervert'.
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Me, whenever I fall for the blurb on another of these drinks that promise 'that socially relaxed feeling without the alcohol'.
But if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up?
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Put some jam on your shoes and invite your trousers down for tea
These people, possibly in Venice, with bare ankles.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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More evidence (@dieworkwear.bsky.social)
MAGA Trump supporting couple are allegedly awful. He's got a black jumper draped over his shoulders.
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Ted Rogers posing a riddle
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Think we need a judgement here @dieworkwear.bsky.social
Police seek well-dressed couple.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM