victory is mine, they got lectured by the stroke team about waiting. also he's passed their exams but are getting an angio+CT to confirm. it's just shocking that these two are first-aid marshalls at each of their workplaces and yet are just... so dumb at home

they're at the hospital now while I take care of my siblings at home and were shocked by how quickly the staff moved them into a room with bloods already done and like yeah that acronym is F.A.S.T for a reason

I had betadine and sudocrem on hand so those have been applied liberally, but yeouch. the worst part is next weekend I'm meant to be part of a *ahem* roman style birthday party (if you know what I mean) but given how she looks now I'm worried I'll be too shy to defrock and have fun

yeah, it's rough out here for all of us right now. we've already had a few panics about it today, so thought it's a good time for a reminder for us all that the world will go on spinning, we'll all keep on living and it's safe to ignore anyone who says otherwise. stay safe and well, friend.

ah, fuck. it's been over five years since I've updated the family tree flowchart. like 10 people in my immediate bio family have been added/removed since '23 alone. the family history section is gonna be a fucking nightmare, I just know it

it was so incredible to just sit there after eating and feel full and happy. it's like I was living in a grey bubble for 6 long months but it's finally burst! I'm free!! may we all have peace and love and joy and food forever! yippee!!!

the first line from Footloose is what goes through my head when I open the app, so "🎶Bean workin' so hard!-" is my only suggestion.

Catherine Sunday was a lesbian!! I know this so deeply in my bones! she's a lesbian and a selkie!! or maybe a mermaid but my heart is saying selkie, and- (I am forcibly removed from the stage)