A.J. is a Wizard✨ (he/they/she)
@aj-weeks.bsky.social
the self-proclaimed 7th best wizard in Australia. born in the late 1900's, died in the early 400's due to a time-travel related fuckup.
a writer, artist, history student, lover, rebel, cripple, pyromaniac, autistic, and a personal fan of divine visions
a writer, artist, history student, lover, rebel, cripple, pyromaniac, autistic, and a personal fan of divine visions
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I must not stress over analytics. analytics are the vibe killer. analytics are for search engines and not for my art. I will allow the "check statistics" button to remain unchecked. I will turn my eye back to the joy of creating art. once I ignore analytics, only my friends and art will remain.
hilarious when parents don't like that their kid behaves just like them. like, you trained the dog, Pavlov! you can't get mad when it drools at funerals!
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
hilarious when parents don't like that their kid behaves just like them. like, you trained the dog, Pavlov! you can't get mad when it drools at funerals!
five word aussie horror story:
Lost track of the redback.
Lost track of the redback.
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
five word aussie horror story:
Lost track of the redback.
Lost track of the redback.
LETHE! LETHE! LETHE! LETHE!
(I'm still trying to relearn/find an artstyle I like but here's my durge/bg3 OC again cause I love em)
(I'm still trying to relearn/find an artstyle I like but here's my durge/bg3 OC again cause I love em)
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
LETHE! LETHE! LETHE! LETHE!
(I'm still trying to relearn/find an artstyle I like but here's my durge/bg3 OC again cause I love em)
(I'm still trying to relearn/find an artstyle I like but here's my durge/bg3 OC again cause I love em)
love my parents so much🙃 "I'm worried your dad's having a stroke" ok which hospital the ambo taking you to I'll meet you there "oh no, I'll drive him down once we finish a cuppa :)" BITCH MOVE YOUR FUCKING ARSE INTO HIGH GEAR OMGGG-!!
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
love my parents so much🙃 "I'm worried your dad's having a stroke" ok which hospital the ambo taking you to I'll meet you there "oh no, I'll drive him down once we finish a cuppa :)" BITCH MOVE YOUR FUCKING ARSE INTO HIGH GEAR OMGGG-!!
I just finished chapter six Im gonna throw uppp😭😭that was the horse I got at the beginning of the game, he was with me the whole time. and Arthur! my sweet cowboy!! Im gonna lose it!!! rdr2 is such a good game I hate it so much
been getting into rdr2 while I'm bedbound. just finished 'The Joys of Civilization', I'm having a great time as long as I ignore the Omens. Arthur is toooootally gonna be fine, right?
October 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I just finished chapter six Im gonna throw uppp😭😭that was the horse I got at the beginning of the game, he was with me the whole time. and Arthur! my sweet cowboy!! Im gonna lose it!!! rdr2 is such a good game I hate it so much
went to landscape my carpet. forgot I took the guard off last time I used the razor. BRRTZ! bald as the day I was born, I've got a reverse landing strip. tried to even everything up. my hog looks like it was chewed on 🙃 anyone have any tips on how to care for a ripped up rod and tackle box?
October 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
went to landscape my carpet. forgot I took the guard off last time I used the razor. BRRTZ! bald as the day I was born, I've got a reverse landing strip. tried to even everything up. my hog looks like it was chewed on 🙃 anyone have any tips on how to care for a ripped up rod and tackle box?
a message to all ex-evangelists: don't engage with the rapturetok stuff going on, grey rock/block family+friends who go on about it, put the phone down and touch grass or whatever. we're safe, the rapture isn't happening, we do not need to do any rituals to "prevent it". we're gonna be ok, I promise
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
a message to all ex-evangelists: don't engage with the rapturetok stuff going on, grey rock/block family+friends who go on about it, put the phone down and touch grass or whatever. we're safe, the rapture isn't happening, we do not need to do any rituals to "prevent it". we're gonna be ok, I promise
a fun thing about living right on the edge of the bush is that occasionally you can hear a Not-A-Kid. you know, the thing that sounds like a lost kid but it's just wrong enough to make you know that whatever that thing is wants you to follow it so badly, and that you *really* shouldn't do that 😄
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
a fun thing about living right on the edge of the bush is that occasionally you can hear a Not-A-Kid. you know, the thing that sounds like a lost kid but it's just wrong enough to make you know that whatever that thing is wants you to follow it so badly, and that you *really* shouldn't do that 😄
my therapist is retiring at the end of the year. time to dust off the ol major life events/trauma bingo powerpoint slides
September 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
my therapist is retiring at the end of the year. time to dust off the ol major life events/trauma bingo powerpoint slides
my mum's friend has a jack russell-pug cross. I believe this is perhaps one of the worst existences to have. all that jack russell energy and chaos contained in a body that can't breathe by design. they're called a "Jug" ffs.
September 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
my mum's friend has a jack russell-pug cross. I believe this is perhaps one of the worst existences to have. all that jack russell energy and chaos contained in a body that can't breathe by design. they're called a "Jug" ffs.
no one here will care all that much, but after 6 months of not being able to eat/keep food down, I finally (finally!)seem to be better! I had a slice of pizza!! real solid food that needed to be chewed! there was flavour and wasn't just broth!! I am immune to MCAS forever now and no one can stop me🙏
September 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
no one here will care all that much, but after 6 months of not being able to eat/keep food down, I finally (finally!)seem to be better! I had a slice of pizza!! real solid food that needed to be chewed! there was flavour and wasn't just broth!! I am immune to MCAS forever now and no one can stop me🙏
speaking as someone who's having to teach myself all the science stuff you're meant to be taught in highschool (just high control group things😚), I think that adults should be able to go to the library or w/e and get taught this shit for free. I don't want to pay for a bridging course! fuck!
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
speaking as someone who's having to teach myself all the science stuff you're meant to be taught in highschool (just high control group things😚), I think that adults should be able to go to the library or w/e and get taught this shit for free. I don't want to pay for a bridging course! fuck!
anyway, I'm currently fighting the desperate urge to write a whole video essay on the Endless Ocean games, deep diving (ha!) into the lore and discussing what went right and what went wrong (*cough* Luminous). there would be a discussion on the underlying horror aspect of the games. send help
September 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
anyway, I'm currently fighting the desperate urge to write a whole video essay on the Endless Ocean games, deep diving (ha!) into the lore and discussing what went right and what went wrong (*cough* Luminous). there would be a discussion on the underlying horror aspect of the games. send help
woke: post good to Grow Brand
bespoke: post only No Hit Wonders purely for your own amusement/to appease the AuDHD demons gnawing on your brain
bespoke: post only No Hit Wonders purely for your own amusement/to appease the AuDHD demons gnawing on your brain
Every time I see someone whine, "BlueSky is failing!" I just hear, "I don't know how to Grow My Brand (TM) without an algorithm."
You gotta post good.
The people who whine about this stuff post like hand-wringing managers cancelling Pizza Fridays to save company money.
Post better, dorks.
You gotta post good.
The people who whine about this stuff post like hand-wringing managers cancelling Pizza Fridays to save company money.
Post better, dorks.
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
woke: post good to Grow Brand
bespoke: post only No Hit Wonders purely for your own amusement/to appease the AuDHD demons gnawing on your brain
bespoke: post only No Hit Wonders purely for your own amusement/to appease the AuDHD demons gnawing on your brain
kookaburra outside needs to SHUT THE FUCK HIS MOUTH! IT'S 0100 A.M. IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND AWAKE I'M NOT FEEDING YOU!!!
August 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
kookaburra outside needs to SHUT THE FUCK HIS MOUTH! IT'S 0100 A.M. IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND AWAKE I'M NOT FEEDING YOU!!!
random bethlehem dude: "hey, did you hear that ol' Joseph's kid turned water into wine?!"
bethlehem winemaker, misunderstanding the timeframe involved: "... water's the main ingredient???"
bethlehem winemaker, misunderstanding the timeframe involved: "... water's the main ingredient???"
August 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
random bethlehem dude: "hey, did you hear that ol' Joseph's kid turned water into wine?!"
bethlehem winemaker, misunderstanding the timeframe involved: "... water's the main ingredient???"
bethlehem winemaker, misunderstanding the timeframe involved: "... water's the main ingredient???"
sure. make fun of me because I still sleep in a single bed. laugh at the jester from your adult standard bedding throne.
but remember that while you stare at the ceiling every night surrounded by a sea of beige and boredom, I'm happily asleep amidst my dinosaur themed sheets and dracula blanket.
but remember that while you stare at the ceiling every night surrounded by a sea of beige and boredom, I'm happily asleep amidst my dinosaur themed sheets and dracula blanket.
August 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
sure. make fun of me because I still sleep in a single bed. laugh at the jester from your adult standard bedding throne.
but remember that while you stare at the ceiling every night surrounded by a sea of beige and boredom, I'm happily asleep amidst my dinosaur themed sheets and dracula blanket.
but remember that while you stare at the ceiling every night surrounded by a sea of beige and boredom, I'm happily asleep amidst my dinosaur themed sheets and dracula blanket.
she package on my postal service till I unexpected shipping delays
August 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
she package on my postal service till I unexpected shipping delays
having a package on its way to you creates an emotion I've not yet been able to put into words. it's like if you were unable to sleep because you're so excited to be put in a saw trap tomorrow. like if santa stole your kidney but you caught a glimpse of him before the chloroform kicked in.
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
having a package on its way to you creates an emotion I've not yet been able to put into words. it's like if you were unable to sleep because you're so excited to be put in a saw trap tomorrow. like if santa stole your kidney but you caught a glimpse of him before the chloroform kicked in.
in saying that I'm also aware that the system is set up in a way that funnels poor people into military service if they want to eat or have a roof over their head. so part of the solution is that we have to care for the ppl in our community so the devil can't get his claws in our neighbours
August 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
in saying that I'm also aware that the system is set up in a way that funnels poor people into military service if they want to eat or have a roof over their head. so part of the solution is that we have to care for the ppl in our community so the devil can't get his claws in our neighbours
DON'T JOIN THE MILITARY!!!!! NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY IT IS LIKE MAKING A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL THEY WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL TO OIL THE WAR MACHINE!!
August 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
DON'T JOIN THE MILITARY!!!!! NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY IT IS LIKE MAKING A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL THEY WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL TO OIL THE WAR MACHINE!!
anyway the next time the Sad is getting to you, consider getting vaccinated for something! you get to feel good that you're protecting your community, but you also get to feel bad in a way that people understand. sometimes people will even get you soup if you're like me and must Suffer for immunity
August 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
anyway the next time the Sad is getting to you, consider getting vaccinated for something! you get to feel good that you're protecting your community, but you also get to feel bad in a way that people understand. sometimes people will even get you soup if you're like me and must Suffer for immunity
sometimes when I'm sad/bored I like to go to my local chemist and see what vaccines they can give me for free (flexing on preventable diseases is fun and I can't afford tattoos)
I got three jabs today, and while I'm no longer bored I am in a decent amount of pain
I got three jabs today, and while I'm no longer bored I am in a decent amount of pain
August 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
sometimes when I'm sad/bored I like to go to my local chemist and see what vaccines they can give me for free (flexing on preventable diseases is fun and I can't afford tattoos)
I got three jabs today, and while I'm no longer bored I am in a decent amount of pain
I got three jabs today, and while I'm no longer bored I am in a decent amount of pain
just remembered the one and only time I've posted a full selfie publicly and some stranger said "no offence, but you look like Oswald from the show Gotham🌺✨"
BITCH YOU MEAN THE FUCKING PENGUIN??!?
BITCH YOU MEAN THE FUCKING PENGUIN??!?
August 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
just remembered the one and only time I've posted a full selfie publicly and some stranger said "no offence, but you look like Oswald from the show Gotham🌺✨"
BITCH YOU MEAN THE FUCKING PENGUIN??!?
BITCH YOU MEAN THE FUCKING PENGUIN??!?
has anyone else notice a shift in the art community that's basically gone from "tracing a photo for any reason should be punishable by death" to "you traced instead of using AI?! I'm so proud of you!!", or am I in a (admittedly very nice) echo chamber?
August 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
has anyone else notice a shift in the art community that's basically gone from "tracing a photo for any reason should be punishable by death" to "you traced instead of using AI?! I'm so proud of you!!", or am I in a (admittedly very nice) echo chamber?