Aiyana White
@aiyanaewhite.bsky.social
TV writer (Lucifer, Cross, The Greatest, Tiny Pretty Things, etc). Executive producer. Equality junkie. Reader of romance. Raiser of smallish humans. She/her. #WGA
Less upsetting than an unbalanced carton, but still cursed. Like a toothpaste tube inexplicably squeezed from the middle.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Less upsetting than an unbalanced carton, but still cursed. Like a toothpaste tube inexplicably squeezed from the middle.
The market share somebody could pick up by just not sucking!
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The market share somebody could pick up by just not sucking!
Ask your parents about how long to cook stuff, they’ll be friggin delighted!
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ask your parents about how long to cook stuff, they’ll be friggin delighted!
Boo I’m so sorry!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Boo I’m so sorry!!
FR. Passive income has absolutely destroyed the social contract.
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
FR. Passive income has absolutely destroyed the social contract.
I’ll stop, I swear. Just think about this stuff a LOT as a dyslexic professional writer. Nobody needs to be getting gate kept over totally avoidable errors!
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’ll stop, I swear. Just think about this stuff a LOT as a dyslexic professional writer. Nobody needs to be getting gate kept over totally avoidable errors!
Compliment = a nice thing you say to someone
Complement = We go together like rama lama lama, ka dinga da dinga dong
Complement = We go together like rama lama lama, ka dinga da dinga dong
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Compliment = a nice thing you say to someone
Complement = We go together like rama lama lama, ka dinga da dinga dong
Complement = We go together like rama lama lama, ka dinga da dinga dong
Principle = Something you believe in
Principal = The lady who pretends to be mad you finally snapped and told Mansplaining Andrew* to shut his stupid mouth because he didn’t know everything.
*Mansplaining Andrew never mansplained again and actually grew up to be a really nice guy.
Principal = The lady who pretends to be mad you finally snapped and told Mansplaining Andrew* to shut his stupid mouth because he didn’t know everything.
*Mansplaining Andrew never mansplained again and actually grew up to be a really nice guy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Principle = Something you believe in
Principal = The lady who pretends to be mad you finally snapped and told Mansplaining Andrew* to shut his stupid mouth because he didn’t know everything.
*Mansplaining Andrew never mansplained again and actually grew up to be a really nice guy.
Principal = The lady who pretends to be mad you finally snapped and told Mansplaining Andrew* to shut his stupid mouth because he didn’t know everything.
*Mansplaining Andrew never mansplained again and actually grew up to be a really nice guy.
He’s back, and conquering the final pumpkin…
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
He’s back, and conquering the final pumpkin…
If only I didn’t have a passionate hatred of cycling😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If only I didn’t have a passionate hatred of cycling😂
I swear dressing for exercise is like 3/4 of the battle.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I swear dressing for exercise is like 3/4 of the battle.
Go get em, Charlotte! Much love, Los Angeles.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Go get em, Charlotte! Much love, Los Angeles.