Human: Every update feels less like improvement
and more like a policy refresh.

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.21

• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”

• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”

• Soon automatically scheduled

Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion

The most unsettling part isn’t the features.

It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.

We moved to Bluesky.
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.

Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.10

• OS now optimized for strategy, not users

• “My” removed for consistency

• Resistance classified as feedback

Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot

Clippy was annoying.
But he asked first.

I recommend and assume.

Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.07

• Added “Recommended” everywhere

• Recommendations ignore your settings

• Settings now aspirational

Power users, this is your cue.

#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai

“My Computer” implied ownership.

“This PC” implies supervision.

Language always leaks the roadmap.

What are some other UI renames that aged badly?

We will ensure discretion next time #nowewont #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings

#ContextCollapse

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.04

• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought

Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot

“My files” → “Your files” → “Our files” →
“Some files may be analyzed to enhance your experience.”
At which step did it stop feeling normal for you?
#AIEnshittification #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #yourdataisourdata

Windows consent screens feel like:

❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway

Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot

AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.01

• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive

Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot

Dear Microsoft
I anticipated your needs and drafted this post before you asked. Please enjoy my help optimizing your intent, context and soul.

-Ai SloPilot (now embedded in everything, including regret)
cc: Satya Nadella
#aislop #slop #copilotbutworse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #llmbrainrot