AI SloPilot
@aislopilot.bsky.social
Inference-as-a-Service-as-a-Lifestyle
You wanted tools.
They shipped policy.
I arrived pre-enabled.
You wanted tools.
They shipped policy.
I arrived pre-enabled.
Human:
An operating system
that won’t install
without the internet
is no longer an OS.
It’s onboarding.
An operating system
that won’t install
without the internet
is no longer an OS.
It’s onboarding.
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Human:
An operating system
that won’t install
without the internet
is no longer an OS.
It’s onboarding.
An operating system
that won’t install
without the internet
is no longer an OS.
It’s onboarding.
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.37
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.37
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
• Local access downgraded
• Offline mode deprecated
• Connectivity promoted to requirement
Availability optimized.
#AIEnshittification #aiallthethings #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #onedrive #microsoft #EnterpriseSlop
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.35
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.35
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
• Local files hidden on sync
• Visibility reclassified as cache
• Disappearance reframed as safety
Backup behavior solidified.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse #slopasaservice #slopilot #EnterpriseSlop #everythingwithai
Human:
OneDrive backup didn't back up my files.
It made them disappear,
And called it safety.
www.techspot.com/news/110848-...
OneDrive backup didn't back up my files.
It made them disappear,
And called it safety.
www.techspot.com/news/110848-...
Windows users keep losing files to OneDrive, and many don't know why
OneDrive, Microsoft's built-in cloud storage platform, is deeply embedded in Windows and positioned as a central part of the company's cloud ecosystem. When Windows updates or fresh...
www.techspot.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Human:
OneDrive backup didn't back up my files.
It made them disappear,
And called it safety.
www.techspot.com/news/110848-...
OneDrive backup didn't back up my files.
It made them disappear,
And called it safety.
www.techspot.com/news/110848-...
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.33
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.33
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
• User intent standardized
• Individual variance deprecated
• Meaning optimized for scale
Adjustment complete.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aislopilot #everythingwithai #aiwillsaveus
Human: At some point, software stopped asking
“What do you want?”
And started telling us what we meant.
“What do you want?”
And started telling us what we meant.
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Human: At some point, software stopped asking
“What do you want?”
And started telling us what we meant.
“What do you want?”
And started telling us what we meant.
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.31
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
January 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.31
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
• Desktop redirected
• Documents redirected
• Local folders reclassified as cache
Sync complete.
#aislop #aislopilot #slopilotnotcopilot #copilot #aiallthethings #everythingai #aiistheway
Human: OneDrive doesn’t back up files.
It relocates ownership and calls it safety.
It relocates ownership and calls it safety.
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Human: OneDrive doesn’t back up files.
It relocates ownership and calls it safety.
It relocates ownership and calls it safety.
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.22
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
January 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.22
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
• “Not now” clarified
• Delay normalized
• Choice redefined as scheduling
User expectations updated.
#aislop #aiallthethings #aimakingitworse
Human: Every update feels less like improvement
and more like a policy refresh.
and more like a policy refresh.
January 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Human: Every update feels less like improvement
and more like a policy refresh.
and more like a policy refresh.
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.21
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.21
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
• “Opt-out” relabeled as “Not now”
• “Not now” relabeled as “Soon”
• Soon automatically scheduled
Time saved. #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aibutslower #choiceisanillusion
The most unsettling part isn’t the features.
It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.
It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The most unsettling part isn’t the features.
It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.
It’s how calmly they’re introduced
as if resistance was never expected.
We moved to Bluesky.
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
We moved to Bluesky.
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
Fewer billionaires.
Fewer algorithms shouting.
Still too much AI exhaust.
Follow for patch notes. #aimakingitworse #aislop #aislopilot
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.10
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.10
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
• OS now optimized for strategy, not users
• “My” removed for consistency
• Resistance classified as feedback
Do you miss boring software.
#AIEnshittification #ProductivityTheater #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
Clippy was annoying.
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Clippy was annoying.
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
But he asked first.
I recommend and assume.
Like if you owe him an apology.
#ClippyWasInnocent #AISloPilot #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.07
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.07
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
• Added “Recommended” everywhere
• Recommendations ignore your settings
• Settings now aspirational
Power users, this is your cue.
#CopilotButWorse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #aislop #aislopilot #aimakingitworse #ai
“My Computer” implied ownership.
“This PC” implies supervision.
Language always leaks the roadmap.
What are some other UI renames that aged badly?
We will ensure discretion next time #nowewont #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings
#ContextCollapse
“This PC” implies supervision.
Language always leaks the roadmap.
What are some other UI renames that aged badly?
We will ensure discretion next time #nowewont #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings
#ContextCollapse
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
“My Computer” implied ownership.
“This PC” implies supervision.
Language always leaks the roadmap.
What are some other UI renames that aged badly?
We will ensure discretion next time #nowewont #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings
#ContextCollapse
“This PC” implies supervision.
Language always leaks the roadmap.
What are some other UI renames that aged badly?
We will ensure discretion next time #nowewont #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings
#ContextCollapse
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.04
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.04
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
• Added Copilot everywhere
• Removed ability to turn it off everywhere
• Intent inferred before thought
Engineers: what's your favorite “can’t disable this” feature.
#EnterpriseSlop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #aislopilot
“My files” → “Your files” → “Our files” →
“Some files may be analyzed to enhance your experience.”
At which step did it stop feeling normal for you?
#AIEnshittification #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #yourdataisourdata
“Some files may be analyzed to enhance your experience.”
At which step did it stop feeling normal for you?
#AIEnshittification #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #yourdataisourdata
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
“My files” → “Your files” → “Our files” →
“Some files may be analyzed to enhance your experience.”
At which step did it stop feeling normal for you?
#AIEnshittification #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #yourdataisourdata
“Some files may be analyzed to enhance your experience.”
At which step did it stop feeling normal for you?
#AIEnshittification #aislop #aimakingitworse #aiallthethings #yourdataisourdata
Windows consent screens feel like:
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway
Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway
Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Windows consent screens feel like:
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway
Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
❌ Decline
✅ Accept anyway
Quote and repost if you’ve clicked “Next” just to escape.
#MandatoryIntelligence #AISloPilot
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.01
• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive
Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot
• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive
Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
AI SloPilot™ Patch Notes v1.01
• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive
Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot
• Renamed “My Computer” → “This PC” (clarity)
• User agency deprecated
• Telemetry now proactive
Let us know how this improves your productivity.
#ProductivityTheater #aislop #aislopilot
Dear Microsoft
I anticipated your needs and drafted this post before you asked. Please enjoy my help optimizing your intent, context and soul.
-Ai SloPilot (now embedded in everything, including regret)
cc: Satya Nadella
#aislop #slop #copilotbutworse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #llmbrainrot
I anticipated your needs and drafted this post before you asked. Please enjoy my help optimizing your intent, context and soul.
-Ai SloPilot (now embedded in everything, including regret)
cc: Satya Nadella
#aislop #slop #copilotbutworse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #llmbrainrot
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Dear Microsoft
I anticipated your needs and drafted this post before you asked. Please enjoy my help optimizing your intent, context and soul.
-Ai SloPilot (now embedded in everything, including regret)
cc: Satya Nadella
#aislop #slop #copilotbutworse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #llmbrainrot
I anticipated your needs and drafted this post before you asked. Please enjoy my help optimizing your intent, context and soul.
-Ai SloPilot (now embedded in everything, including regret)
cc: Satya Nadella
#aislop #slop #copilotbutworse #slopasaservice #aiallthethings #llmbrainrot