Hilary Thomas (they/them)
@airspaniel.bsky.social
Producer, performer, Pokémon Connoisseur. Not a girl, not a robot
Please do not move while The Nozzle is calibrating…
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Please do not move while The Nozzle is calibrating…
She was a hell of an artist in her own right, not just a footnote in Rob’s story, and I think he’d probably have been the first person to tell y’all that. She deserves to be memorialized correctly.
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She was a hell of an artist in her own right, not just a footnote in Rob’s story, and I think he’d probably have been the first person to tell y’all that. She deserves to be memorialized correctly.
This platform also doesn’t have a gif of Krusty crying “They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I’m not made of stone” which would be my best guess
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This platform also doesn’t have a gif of Krusty crying “They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I’m not made of stone” which would be my best guess
Unfortunately this platform doesn’t have a gif of Krusty the Clown reacting to the Soviet Itchy and Scratchy, bc that was literally my reaction to this trailer. “What the hell was that?!”
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Unfortunately this platform doesn’t have a gif of Krusty the Clown reacting to the Soviet Itchy and Scratchy, bc that was literally my reaction to this trailer. “What the hell was that?!”
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Trench coats informally banned from every high school since 98 but the suicide robot is installed on your school laptop automatically
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Trench coats informally banned from every high school since 98 but the suicide robot is installed on your school laptop automatically
The movie starts with boys torturing a cat and ends with a different dead cat, and none of the stuff that happens in between is any more meaningful or necessary. Fuck it and its maker all the way up and down the street.
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The movie starts with boys torturing a cat and ends with a different dead cat, and none of the stuff that happens in between is any more meaningful or necessary. Fuck it and its maker all the way up and down the street.
Fun story, but the first time I was ever out past curfew, it was because I was watching Gummo with my friends and after it was over we were all so disgusted we could barely move. My parents met me at the door prepared to lecture me about drugs & sex, and instead they got a rant about Harmony Korine.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Fun story, but the first time I was ever out past curfew, it was because I was watching Gummo with my friends and after it was over we were all so disgusted we could barely move. My parents met me at the door prepared to lecture me about drugs & sex, and instead they got a rant about Harmony Korine.