Amy Jane
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I have learned today that when you are creating a new shower, it is essential to add a niche that will hold no more than 3 small bottles, because that is the most practical and helpful thing you can do.
August 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I have learned today that when you are creating a new shower, it is essential to add a niche that will hold no more than 3 small bottles, because that is the most practical and helpful thing you can do.
So, ever since I moved into my house, I have been randomly smelling skunk. I figured either the neighbors smoked pot or I was going crazy, because I live in the city. Until right now when I saw two little skunks walking through my backyard.
July 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So, ever since I moved into my house, I have been randomly smelling skunk. I figured either the neighbors smoked pot or I was going crazy, because I live in the city. Until right now when I saw two little skunks walking through my backyard.
I hate getting forced into being polite to people I would rather just avoid entirely. It's no fun having to pretend I am friendly.
June 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I hate getting forced into being polite to people I would rather just avoid entirely. It's no fun having to pretend I am friendly.
It feels really odd to be under an Extreme Heat Watch when the high for the day is only supposed to be 64 degrees.
June 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It feels really odd to be under an Extreme Heat Watch when the high for the day is only supposed to be 64 degrees.
Nothing gives me nice warm fuzzies like when a FB friend passive aggressively posts "When I share a post and ask you to keep you negative comments off it please do. I don’t need fact checkers" after I kindly (and positively) corrected the factual errors in their previous incorrect and racist post.
June 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Nothing gives me nice warm fuzzies like when a FB friend passive aggressively posts "When I share a post and ask you to keep you negative comments off it please do. I don’t need fact checkers" after I kindly (and positively) corrected the factual errors in their previous incorrect and racist post.
There's something about being incapable of smiling that erodes the soul a bit
June 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
There's something about being incapable of smiling that erodes the soul a bit
I always used to wonder if everyone who saw the color blue actually saw the same color or if everyone saw different colors but identified them as the color blue no matter how it looked.
June 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I always used to wonder if everyone who saw the color blue actually saw the same color or if everyone saw different colors but identified them as the color blue no matter how it looked.
TFW you get sent a nice "sorry you sprained your ankle and have facial paralysis" giftcard, but Ubereats won't feed you because you have facial paralysis so you can't match your pic to your ID
June 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
TFW you get sent a nice "sorry you sprained your ankle and have facial paralysis" giftcard, but Ubereats won't feed you because you have facial paralysis so you can't match your pic to your ID
I have been watching these scary story tiktoks and my favorite thing about them are the people commenting "I claim no negative energy" with the conviction of a boomer telling Facebook it doesn't own their pictures.
May 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have been watching these scary story tiktoks and my favorite thing about them are the people commenting "I claim no negative energy" with the conviction of a boomer telling Facebook it doesn't own their pictures.
So, it turns out that spraining your ankle is extremely problematic when your house only has a bathroom on the 2nd floor.
May 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So, it turns out that spraining your ankle is extremely problematic when your house only has a bathroom on the 2nd floor.
I think people would have a much better grasp of history if they learned it the way I did...by reading dozens of meticulously researched historical romance novels from the 1970s.
May 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I think people would have a much better grasp of history if they learned it the way I did...by reading dozens of meticulously researched historical romance novels from the 1970s.
It's really unfortunate when you have ridiculously intense wind on garbage pick up day.
May 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It's really unfortunate when you have ridiculously intense wind on garbage pick up day.
I think the worst part of buying a multi-pack of tissues is that you can't just buy the pretty boxes. And then people will see the ugly tissue box in your house and think you like it.
May 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think the worst part of buying a multi-pack of tissues is that you can't just buy the pretty boxes. And then people will see the ugly tissue box in your house and think you like it.
I don't really understand why anyone with a super common last name (eg. Smith) ever chooses an extremely common first name (eg. John) when they could choose like Zechariah or Archibald.
May 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I don't really understand why anyone with a super common last name (eg. Smith) ever chooses an extremely common first name (eg. John) when they could choose like Zechariah or Archibald.
Somebody rang my doorbell. And the rang it again when I didn't answer it. It's so aggressive, I'm not gonna just open the door in my pajamas just because you want me to.
And now I have to stay out of sight all night. It's annoying.
And now I have to stay out of sight all night. It's annoying.
May 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Somebody rang my doorbell. And the rang it again when I didn't answer it. It's so aggressive, I'm not gonna just open the door in my pajamas just because you want me to.
And now I have to stay out of sight all night. It's annoying.
And now I have to stay out of sight all night. It's annoying.
Every time I see the "Joyful, Joyful" scene in Sister Act 2 all I can think about is how at my high school almost all of us wore really inappropriate shorts/pajamas under our choir robes. None of us were gonna be that cute in two minutes.
May 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Every time I see the "Joyful, Joyful" scene in Sister Act 2 all I can think about is how at my high school almost all of us wore really inappropriate shorts/pajamas under our choir robes. None of us were gonna be that cute in two minutes.
The city is replacing water mains near my house and I have discovered that twelve plus hours of jack-hammery noises is actually less fun than I would have guessed.
April 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The city is replacing water mains near my house and I have discovered that twelve plus hours of jack-hammery noises is actually less fun than I would have guessed.
Algorithms are dumb. They always want to show me the same stuff I was interested in yesterday, like that wasn't 824 interests ago.
April 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Algorithms are dumb. They always want to show me the same stuff I was interested in yesterday, like that wasn't 824 interests ago.
I don't know why we call it single sign-in when it's still multiple sign-ins.
Sure it's the same password, but does it matter what password it is that you have to enter 42 times a day?
Sure it's the same password, but does it matter what password it is that you have to enter 42 times a day?
April 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don't know why we call it single sign-in when it's still multiple sign-ins.
Sure it's the same password, but does it matter what password it is that you have to enter 42 times a day?
Sure it's the same password, but does it matter what password it is that you have to enter 42 times a day?
"You recognize me? But, I, a super famous/wanted person, didn't bother with any sort of disguise before my super dangerous mission that hinges on people not recognizing me"
-Every TV/Movie Character Ever
-Every TV/Movie Character Ever
April 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"You recognize me? But, I, a super famous/wanted person, didn't bother with any sort of disguise before my super dangerous mission that hinges on people not recognizing me"
-Every TV/Movie Character Ever
-Every TV/Movie Character Ever
I opened some windows because it's nice outside. My cat was all excited to birdwatch. She barely looked out before she got scared by the wind and ran away.
April 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I opened some windows because it's nice outside. My cat was all excited to birdwatch. She barely looked out before she got scared by the wind and ran away.
There's this woodpecker that's been driving me crazy for days. But today, the flock of pigeons and crows that live on my roof came back and must have chased it out of their territory, because all I hear is cooing now.
April 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There's this woodpecker that's been driving me crazy for days. But today, the flock of pigeons and crows that live on my roof came back and must have chased it out of their territory, because all I hear is cooing now.
How come people say I'm being rude when I read at a family function, but it's totally fine for everyone else to be fully engaged with whatever sportsball game is on TV?
April 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How come people say I'm being rude when I read at a family function, but it's totally fine for everyone else to be fully engaged with whatever sportsball game is on TV?
My mom got mad that I dared to set the table with small forks instead of the big forks.
Taking bets on how many others will be offended by my horrible offense against cutlery.
Taking bets on how many others will be offended by my horrible offense against cutlery.
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My mom got mad that I dared to set the table with small forks instead of the big forks.
Taking bets on how many others will be offended by my horrible offense against cutlery.
Taking bets on how many others will be offended by my horrible offense against cutlery.
I need to do some painting, but I am the worst at picking colors. I'm looking for a safe green, a yellow, a navy, and a warm white.
Any recs?
Any recs?
April 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I need to do some painting, but I am the worst at picking colors. I'm looking for a safe green, a yellow, a navy, and a warm white.
Any recs?
Any recs?