I opened some windows because it's nice outside. My cat was all excited to birdwatch. She barely looked out before she got scared by the wind and ran away.

Have you ever eaten a piece of fruit that was so good that a little piece of your soul died knowing that you may never experience it again?

I regret to inform you that my cats are in the process of starving to death.

It has been two hours since I last fed them and they can't be expected to eat OLD food.

That's a real tragedy. I'm sorry for your loss.

I love when my cat gets lonely but is too lazy to walk around looking for me and instead just screams until I answer.

This might be the best photo I have ever taken of my cat.

I yelled at my cats for fighting, so now they are having a staring contest instead.