Telling my Betterhelp therapist I have a specific plan for buying all the crickets at PetSmart and eating them as punishment for a sin I can't even confess to her and she accidentally unmutes to reveal she's concurrently in a shoot out with police from the driver seat of her full UberXL.

Probably shouldn’t have ghosted my therapist this year, huh

If eyes are windows to a persons soul than why can’t my eye dr tell that I am depressed

My therapist is gonna need a therapist