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The alt, because…obviously
Throwback to last summer, when I was tan, thinner, and not sick with the flu lol
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Do you ever take a picture while hungover and then forget?
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Took this selfie last night while drunk at a fun event
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ummm hello!! Why do you think I post them! I wanna make you as 🥵🥵 as you make me
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Was deleting a bunch of old pics and found this from when I was organizing books and felt cute. (Also miss the buzz cut)
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Went to CrossFit and took a picture in the Saw bathroom as evidentiary support
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Been so tired today
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I never read romance but Alexis Hall never misses and this is so charming
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I look goofy, but think the arms are finally getting bigger!
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sweaty after CrossFit
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I could never be hot in real life because I come across as a manic gay Carol Burnett
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Feeling a little fluffy since being back from vacation, but enjoyed push day
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Felt super cute at reader retreat this weekend
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Continuing on with my goal of getting a slutty waist
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
PR’d on snatch (my least favorite lift)
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My current read and it’s very intriguing
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Post workout pump is my fave
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Idk what any of this means
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Bulking season starts today…
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tried to send a cute video to the boyfriend while he was out with friends yesterday
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It was a fun Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The hat for my costume came in just in time for Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Y’all have no idea how hard I’ve been working at these lifts during CrossFit. Hit another PR today. Off to celebrate by reading an essay collection and eating too many Icelandic yogurts!
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Looking like a sweaty mess, but did 3X3 squat clean and jerks at 195lbs and feel kinda 💪🏼. Now I need to retest my max!
October 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Forever sending my boyfriend post-CrossFit snaps, so he’ll think I’m cute
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM