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Andy Holloway
@aholloway.bsky.social
Comedian | Radio presenter
Eater of Cous Cous. 🇬🇬 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
Spurs, Reading, Mclaren F1, Knicks, Giants, Go sports team! Moving ever more left.
www.instagram.com/AndyHollowayLOL
Anyone else been singing "Le Poisson Steve" to themselves for the last month, or is it just me?

..

.. it's just me, isn't it..
April 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reposted by Andy Holloway
At this juncture I’d like to point out:
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
April 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Okay but look at this dog. His name is Twiglet. Twiglet has had enough with the world. He sleep.
#DogsofBlueSky #DogSky
April 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I want to find some new Twitch streamers, youtubers, artists, content creators to follow and give love to. I know you're out there. Spam unto me, thine will be done.
#twitch #youtube #gaming #speedrunning #streamers #hashtag
April 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Inside of you are two wolves. One of them is a wolf. The other one is also a wolf, as mentioned previously. Please see a doctor, urgently.
April 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I need more sleep. I just went OH NO when the 2nd goal went in, forgetting we were playing in red. 2nd goal is good. Phew. #ReadingFC #URZ
April 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
As soon as we score, Leyton Orient scores to keep us in 7th. My blood pressure can't take this.
April 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Lewis Wing, I could kiss you. 0-1 xoxo
#Reading #URZ
April 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Gosh, I missed standup more than I thought. A very lovely evening that confirmed to me what I knew in my heart to be true. Why I spent so long off a stage, I don't quite know. All I know now is that I'm happy that I'm back.
Next up, I need a new recording of my set.

Motivation for days fam.
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Holloway Comeback Tour rolls on ever onwards. I will be bringing my joke to Jester Jesters tomorrow night (Mon 17th Feb) @ The Betsy Trotwood in Farringdon. Free entry. See you there, kiddos.

#London #FreeComedy #TheFutureIsHolloway
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Starting 2025 with the same IDGAF energy as the bird whistle guy just doing his thing.
#NewYearsDayConcert #Vienna #BBC #ClassicalSky
January 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Well.. my first comedy gig in 9 and a half years (I know..) has been booked and confirmed.

It’s happening.

Ya boi is back.
#standup #london #comedy #comedysky #whatamidoing #theresareasonwhyistopped
December 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by Andy Holloway
Things I miss from Gaming when I was a kid

🎮 Reading the game manual on the way home over and over

🎮 Playing the most random obscure game cos it was all you could get

🎮 the smell of a new game when you opened the case

🎮 4 Player Splitscreen at a friend's house

Good Times 😩
November 15, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Yo honestly? I’m not even mad about Bronson Reed being the 5th man. He just ‘fits’ standing next to Jacob and the Tongans. Wouldn’t mind it being a long term thing…
#WWE #Smackdown #WarGames #SurvivorSeries
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by Andy Holloway
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
All the young bois looked great last night. Curtis Jones in particular. Anyone else genuinely gutted Carsley didn’t get the opportunity or is it just me?…
#england #greece #nationsleague
November 15, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Sup nerds. I’m hopelessly and desperately #NewToBlueSky

I’m a stand up comedian from London, currently teaching abroad in Vietnam. (Back soon)

I like
F1 (Mclaren)
Football (Spurs & Reading)
Wrestling (WWE & AEW)
NBA (Knicks)
Pokemon
Mario
WoW
Finding new music
Dog pics
Throwing things at Tories!
November 14, 2024 at 6:08 PM
So, this is very nostalgic.
November 14, 2024 at 7:56 AM