Michael Weinheimer
@ahmnodtheare.bsky.social
Governments shouldn't be any larger than a Home Owner's Association.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Donald Trump is not gay, but $20 is $20.
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Donald Trump is not gay, but $20 is $20.
The price of a lot of #DollarTree merchandise was raised to $1.50 in the last week.
August 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The price of a lot of #DollarTree merchandise was raised to $1.50 in the last week.
Banks eat unwiped ass.
July 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Banks eat unwiped ass.
If either party wanted to prosecute the people on Epstein's list, they would have.done so. Prominent members of the two major parties are on the list.
July 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If either party wanted to prosecute the people on Epstein's list, they would have.done so. Prominent members of the two major parties are on the list.
The best defense against getting scammed is to not have any money. This has worked for me for years.
July 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The best defense against getting scammed is to not have any money. This has worked for me for years.
Astronomer has dismissed CEO Andy Byron due to his poor judgment. A spokesperson said that poor judgment has no business being in the Astronomer organization, citing that he should have taken his side chick to a different concert.
July 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Astronomer has dismissed CEO Andy Byron due to his poor judgment. A spokesperson said that poor judgment has no business being in the Astronomer organization, citing that he should have taken his side chick to a different concert.
I went to check on my dog at 4:00 PM. It's now 3:30 PM. What happened? #TwilightZone
July 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I went to check on my dog at 4:00 PM. It's now 3:30 PM. What happened? #TwilightZone
My situation right now:
a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it .
ALT: a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it .
media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My situation right now:
I can relax knowing that it's not going to be as cold tomorrow.
June 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I can relax knowing that it's not going to be as cold tomorrow.
At least somebody in Congress gets it:
June 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
At least somebody in Congress gets it:
A map of the #UnitedStates with letters removed from each state: (From "Terrible Maps"
May 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A map of the #UnitedStates with letters removed from each state: (From "Terrible Maps"
The RNC gave us Trump (Twice). The DNC gave us Biden. Both national parties thought it was more important to hand-pick candidates than to let the people decide. The leadership of both parties need to be gutted. Twelve years of bullshit is too much.
May 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The RNC gave us Trump (Twice). The DNC gave us Biden. Both national parties thought it was more important to hand-pick candidates than to let the people decide. The leadership of both parties need to be gutted. Twelve years of bullshit is too much.
May 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Dear Content Creators:
It's spelled, "Masturbation." It is not spelled, Masterbation." #SpellingMatters
It's spelled, "Masturbation." It is not spelled, Masterbation." #SpellingMatters
May 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dear Content Creators:
It's spelled, "Masturbation." It is not spelled, Masterbation." #SpellingMatters
It's spelled, "Masturbation." It is not spelled, Masterbation." #SpellingMatters
Reposted by Michael Weinheimer
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
I don't want a society with hundreds of thousands of laws telling me that I am a free man and that we live in a free society.
May 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I don't want a society with hundreds of thousands of laws telling me that I am a free man and that we live in a free society.
It's time to quit consenting to being governed. The United States is unsalvageable at this point.
April 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's time to quit consenting to being governed. The United States is unsalvageable at this point.
