A.H. Cayley
@ahcayley.bsky.social
australian writer and broadcaster, your dad’s favourite. huge fan of bandicoots going ham in the garden right now
“Then, in the midst of all this chaos, you informed us that the screaming itself was the sound that doves make when they cry. And, I mean, what? No it’s not. Crying doves sound like terrified ornithologists exchanging screams with a sexy, sexy pop singer?”
A Letter to Prince Regarding the Crying of Doves and the Fiasco That Resulted From the Presentation ...
Dear Mr. Prince,
It’s been three days since you delivered your keynote address, “When Doves Cry,” to our organization, the American Ornithological ...
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December 28, 2023 at 5:33 AM
“Then, in the midst of all this chaos, you informed us that the screaming itself was the sound that doves make when they cry. And, I mean, what? No it’s not. Crying doves sound like terrified ornithologists exchanging screams with a sexy, sexy pop singer?”
woah, even after googling this and confirming you’re right i’m still having trouble believing it, DAMN SYNAPSES
November 14, 2023 at 1:49 AM
woah, even after googling this and confirming you’re right i’m still having trouble believing it, DAMN SYNAPSES
sandra sully did the short-lived are you smarter than a fifth grader
November 14, 2023 at 1:22 AM
sandra sully did the short-lived are you smarter than a fifth grader
a nurse witnessed the moment i realised and gave me the most “aw mate” look i’ve copped in a while
October 6, 2023 at 2:03 PM
a nurse witnessed the moment i realised and gave me the most “aw mate” look i’ve copped in a while
like my crikey was an exclamation of surprise in what context does tickety-boo work its way in unhindered
October 6, 2023 at 4:17 AM
like my crikey was an exclamation of surprise in what context does tickety-boo work its way in unhindered
the most powerful ones don’t even ask for a thing, they just go “uH”
October 3, 2023 at 4:26 AM
the most powerful ones don’t even ask for a thing, they just go “uH”
some of you have never had to slaughter the innocent and sculpt their bones into dark magick totems just to earn enough for rent that month and it shows
October 2, 2023 at 5:34 PM
some of you have never had to slaughter the innocent and sculpt their bones into dark magick totems just to earn enough for rent that month and it shows
if cassowary doesn’t get it’s due respect this year i will flip a fucking cop car with my bare hands
September 21, 2023 at 9:06 AM
if cassowary doesn’t get it’s due respect this year i will flip a fucking cop car with my bare hands