on a scale of one to hague, where do we rank playing music off your phone in the emergency room

a few years ago my brother decided to go back to uni and now he’s a real physicist spearheading groundbreaking cancer radiation research that pretty much no-one else in the world is doing and i feel so proud i might actually cry a little on an unrelated note i have had a lot of christmas cocktails

lmao i fucked my thumb up and had to go wait in emergency for hours but it was fine because to pass the time i brought a nintendo switch, a gaming console that famously only requires one thumb

just said crikey unplanned and unironically

tick tock it’s post really bad photo of lil frog friend sitting in the rain next to my baby blooming hibbertia pedunculata o’clock 🌱 (just out of frame: holes fkn everywhere from the bandicoots going ham in the garden right now)

bandicoots are going ham in the garden right now