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Ahab
@ahab.bird.gay
he/him, 30, large bird the size of a large bird. if you make a bird pun, I'm legally obligated to like it. 🔞 no minors past this point, adult content likely

pfp: @maaia.art
banner: @omariape.bsky.social
Tough luck, @chebubo.bsky.social. But you know the rules...

(CW: Vore)

🎨: @nommz.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“We’re all gonna piss a new color tonight” — @fandangoo.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I was wrong
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's finally cozy season. And what could be cozier than nestling in between the mountains and the city and letting your fat balls smother the landscape?

#MacroMonday art by the magnificent @essyx.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
pov you're sylox going in for a hug
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
extremely tired after a busy few days at work, and that means I'm apparently extremely bulge-brained. so, have some of my favorites by the best bulge artist around, @corrsk.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
As night falls on Halloween, gargoyles begin to wake up... who's to say what mischief Axiom will get up to tonight, but it's sure to be a blast!

Art by the utterly terrific @blurthefur.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Happy Halloween, don't get caught under Kaira's spell (the spell is being a cute bird)

🎨: @5suns.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Don't do many trends but I'll help get this one started:
Retweet with your ace Pokémon and 3 other partners and let people assume things about you based on them
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
might not ever top this moment in my life
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ahab is currently busy. Which of my other OCs would you like to be bullied by instead?

🎨: Bellowez (FA), @/franubis.bsky.social, @/spefides.bsky.social, @/corrsk.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s a beautiful morning to be in the middle of nowhere
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Put me in the Louvre instead. My jewels are always on display and they're waaaay bigger

🎨: @navigz.bsky.social
#MacroMonday
October 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is how Day 1 of Pokémon Legends: Z-A went for me.

Day 2 starts now! twitch.tv/itsahab
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
October 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
With Pokémon Legends: Z-A dropping today, let's hear it for the undefeated champion of Kalos's underground nude wrestling ring, Hawluchahab!

*Hawluchahab may not be included in final game release

🎨: @franubis.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Been loving Hades II so far, especially a certain animal familiar you can get early on. Decided to check to see if there was any porn of him yet, and was stunned to not find any.

Obviously, I had to fix that.
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oh noooo, poor @regentheowlad.bsky.social almost made it through Snaketember. Almost.

Doesn't seem like he's too upset about getting caught, though. Or maybe that's just the hypno working on him.

🎨: Art by the wonderful @alduinred.bsky.social!
September 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Biceptember may be nearly over, but it's important to keep pumping — next year's will be here before you know it.

And, of course, having a little guy like @vawdkot.bsky.social (🎨) in there to squish with every rep is good motivation, too!

#MacroMonday
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My tiger OC is already on it

🎨: Bellowez (FA)
September 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Looking for a boon for your quest? The way I bestow mine is different than those other gods, but I think you'll find it much more pleasurable..."

Ahab is ready to assist your Hades II run... or, perhaps, distract you from it.

🎨: @blazekemono.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM