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Ahab
@ahab.bird.gay
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he/him, 30, large bird the size of a large bird. if you make a bird pun, I'm legally obligated to like it. 🔞 no minors past this point, adult content likely

pfp: @maaia.art
banner: @omariape.bsky.social
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zelhyaku.bsky.social
Coating the continent

Don't worry, yours is next ;>

🎨: @chokeylover.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ahab.bird.gay
Tough luck, @chebubo.bsky.social. But you know the rules...

(CW: Vore)

🎨: @nommz.bsky.social
The score of a hockey game tonight: Sabres 9, Blackhawks 3 Ahab wearing a Sabres jersey that doesn't fit over his conspicuously bulging belly: "Your team lost, and a bet's a bet... if you're lucky, maybe your husband will join you before you're a pile of bones." Che, wearing a Blackhawks jersey in an internal shot, looks grumpy while stuck in Ahab's stomach.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
ahab.bird.gay
I have so many friends who do art and so many artists I’m a fan of and the fact that I can’t be commissioning all of them all of the time is cosmically unjust
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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corrvo.bsky.social
Lauri’s a lifegull ^v^

She’ll keep you and your fried potato-based snacks safe on the beach if you share~
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ahab.bird.gay
auroramaxxing

📸: @sornidoggo.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday
Ahab standing in fursuit at night in a field, with the northern lights in the background
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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croconutmx.bsky.social
Soar high, Rito man ☀

Lines by Kosmonius / _Itz__Charlie
Kass from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild with a muscular buff body. His wings spread out high, showing his arm and shirtless torso muscles. He's happy. He's got a big bulge too
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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booksofm.com
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ahab.bird.gay
God give me the confidence of an executive starting an all-hands meeting with five straight minutes of talking about how much he wants to be efficient with our time
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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peritian.bsky.social
Reference sheet commission for @warbirdactual.bsky.social you can see more versions of this there.
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
ahab.bird.gay
if a macro ever tells you they're pro-public transit, we're not lying. it DOES improve efficiency. we just might be talking about efficient solutions to different problems.

anyway, I think we should implement more public transit
rubyzilla.bsky.social Ruby @rubyzilla.bsky.social · 3d
is there ever anything more fuckable than public transit
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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franubis.bsky.social
Since everybody has been talking about Bowser…

Supporters saw it 2 months earlier
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November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
ahab.bird.gay
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
the og star fox squad
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
ahab.bird.gay
heartbreaking: the office halloween candy bowl is gone
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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soullessstrix.bsky.social
Swoop (Philadelphia Eagles) with his trophy

by @bluetea.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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babanasaur.bsky.social
Headshot commission completed for rimeswithnerd
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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corrsk.bsky.social
A quick artwork of the Big bird's paws when i was waiting on some info.

Rated mature, because... you know.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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cupcyupcy.bsky.social
And here comes hawlucha with the steel chair!

#MegaHawlucha #Pokemon #Fanart #Hawlucha #PokemonLegendsZA
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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acute.dog
In winter any thoughts you have about yourself or your life after *5 PM* should be disregarded
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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fandangoo.bsky.social
You've either seen Babe: Pig in the City, or you cannot comprehend the experience until you see Babe: Pig in the City

"A murderous shadow lies hard across my soul..."
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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critterpatrick.bsky.social
Friendsgiving with @ahab.bird.gay @sornidoggo.bsky.social @fandangoo.bsky.social @skudo.bsky.social @regentheowl.bird.gay

lovely multi course meal (it was excellent)

had a Baja Blast pie (it was ok)

watched Babe: Pig In The City (surrealist masterpiece)
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
ahab.bird.gay
watching babe 2: pig in the city with the baja blast pie in my belly and having an out of body experience
ahab.bird.gay Ahab @ahab.bird.gay · 6d
“We’re all gonna piss a new color tonight” — @fandangoo.bsky.social
Baja blast pie
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
ahab.bird.gay
“We’re all gonna piss a new color tonight” — @fandangoo.bsky.social
Baja blast pie
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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corrsk.bsky.social
Commission for Grendel.

More clothing make it more sexy.

www.patreon.com/Corrsk
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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marchdragon.bsky.social
When March comes in for a landing, it's best not being in his landing spot...

Over the top amazing work done by the famous @kencougr.bsky.social! Was a pleasure to commission this art from him!

#Macro #Macrofurry #MarchComms #Dragon #KenCougr
March, a very large storm dragon, lands heavily upon a seaside city. Paws cratering large portions while doing so.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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woob.zone
girl are you liquefied natural gas because you look like you're under a lot of pressure and could explode at any minute
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM