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Happy birthday 🎂
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
lord have mercy
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
There was a mouse lady who lived in a gourd.
She, her children, and neighbours were hungry and bored.
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Pear wiggler vs melon jiggler
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
always be watercolouring the bluevix
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cinn and Bun have the best backs. I'm a sucker for musckles
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Throuple. It's the only way.
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Careful, you will now be called upon to fix/maintain/build anything people that know you need or want.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
...Jesus autocorrect is the devil (I did >.<)
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy birthday the the only urine sweeter than a gummy bear.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Must collect shinies, but also legs are shinies?
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
seen here, somehow wearing clothes
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ooh, strong fella
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This one weird trick! Sisters hate him!
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Screenshot of Tweets that say: "Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."
February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Some folks read Cask Of Amontillado like it was slash fic
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Horse is to fox just as bolt is to nut
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
She keeps a Derringer in her bra to spur him on
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
listening VERY closely
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Strange doin's a-transpirin'
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM