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they have something like this at VCFMW
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
just replaced my floppy drive with a CD-ROM burner and got a 100BASE-T ethernet card!!

super psyched to try out the DSL connection we bought
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
since it's 2001 again im mandating everyone shrinks their jpg images down to 320KB or less and just posterize the shit out of them
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i wish i was napping tbh. i have a terrible migraine
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this was the most high-effort alt text i've ever done so you're all welcome for that
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
at risk of being outed as a Steven Universe enjoyer
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
@gingerspiced.bsky.social already said this and i already said that's what my hair already looks like in the morning
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
conceptual stage.

also i never go to the salon. i always end up cutting my own hair
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
its ok everyone knows Germans cant be racist. only americans are allowed to do that
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
im hoping it all comes together
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
daddy can't get his drunk ass up out the lazy boy because if he could i'd make his ass get a job and support this family (discord server)
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
hmmm
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i was like, what did Chae Chan Ping have to do with pandas or lattes
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
idk what's more racist; me thinking you were, for some reason, referencing the US's Chinese Exclusion Act or your pseudo phonetic mispelling of Xi Jinping
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i wish they were real 😔
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
it already looks like that when i wake up in the morning
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
when i dip biscotti, i like the espresso to be layered on top of the steamed milk

today the split chute made what looked like eyes because i poured into just one cup instead of two, so i kept repositioning it to make a panda face lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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ALCOHOLIC GENDER IS SENDING ME. “DONT USE THIS UNLESS YOURE A REAL ALCOHOLIC!!!”
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
greatest sentence ever crafted
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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you think you’ve got it bad i’m a moonshinehon i have to brew my own gender at home!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM