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@agp.ceo
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Santa's Sluttiest, Pukiest Elf at the Company Christmas Party

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agp.ceo
next you're going to say "venezuela has WMDs!"
December 2020 -> January 1984 calendar meme but it's posterized and compressed and says December 2025 -> January 2001
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
agp.ceo
feeling holly and jolly, might delete later, idk
edited twitter thread (🧙🏻‍♀️) ~`*✨otokonoko✨ elf ✨*`~ • 1d love dropping hints that [ it's christmas time ] 💬 🔁 🩶 (🧙🏻‍♀️) ~`*✨otokonoko✨ elf ✨*`~ • 1d i love when its cold out and i [ leave cookies out for santa ] and let it get [ merry ] in the house and go for [ a sleigh ride to get ] nice [ and not on santa's naughty list ] with [ lots of presents under my tree!! ] 💬 🔁 🩶 (🧙🏻‍♀️) ~`*✨otokonoko✨ elf ✨*`~ • 1d like doing this thing called " [ merry carolling with joy ] " where i take a [ holly jolly walk ] among my [ neighborhood with good tidings ] 💬 🔁 🩶 (🧙🏻‍♀️) ~`*✨otokonoko✨ elf ✨*`~ • 1d [ christmas ] is my time 💬 🔁 🩶
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
agp.ceo
at risk of being outed as a Steven Universe enjoyer
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
agp.ceo
i was like, what did Chae Chan Ping have to do with pandas or lattes
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
agp.ceo
looks mad that i sipped him
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
agp.ceo
panda coffee panda coffee
panda coffee
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
agp.ceo
damn the trainees they have at the taco bell near me are hooking it the fuck up tonight
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
agp.ceo
taking your word for it
the power of my hair being dry as hell
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
agp.ceo
ok fit check
the power of red and black the power of red and black (again)
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
agp.ceo
doo doo biscotti
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
agp.ceo
im being very mature about the appearance of this unshaped dark chocolate almond biscotti rn
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
agp.ceo
and how much fried beans do you think i could mix into this guy's paté before he notices?
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
agp.ceo
how much cat food paté do you think you could mix into refried beans before someone would notice?
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
agp.ceo
ok but imagine this holster with this skirt suit i have + black highneck bodysuit underneath

@gingerspiced.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
agp.ceo
a minidisc with the power of Koss makes a great shovelling companion

dorito makes an ok cheerleader but i think maybe he's just hungry
dorito licke the md player
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
agp.ceo
shovellin'
the power of shovellin'
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
agp.ceo
i should start wearing this kind of holster with my skirt suits
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
agp.ceo
i believe that not receiving a single one of these this Thanksgiving is the real recession indicator
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
agp.ceo
post your warning label
warning: *otis* [[yes]] [no]
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
agp.ceo
rolls i made tonight :3
4 sesame hoagie rolls
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
agp.ceo
cat on da cat
cat on the cat
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
agp.ceo
fucking guy
dorito in da chair
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
agp.ceo
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
agp.ceo
some of yall got me feeling like maurice.jpg
a man sitting at a computer, side-eyeing the viewer with a disappointed dad stare
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
agp.ceo
type of fit im on
the power of a zany fit
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM