AGoldenThespian
@agoldenthespian.bsky.social
Failed comedian who pivoted to social work instead of becoming a right-wing grifter. Chicago, He/him
Sometimes you’re in the exact headspace on Black Friday to buy whatever the funny Pokémon Youtuber tells you to. This chair will forever be known in this house as “The adef Chair.” @adef.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Sometimes you’re in the exact headspace on Black Friday to buy whatever the funny Pokémon Youtuber tells you to. This chair will forever be known in this house as “The adef Chair.” @adef.bsky.social
Watching A&M-Auburn is always a painful experience, no matter the outcome. Therefore I am choosing joy by seeing a CAKE show instead.
November 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Watching A&M-Auburn is always a painful experience, no matter the outcome. Therefore I am choosing joy by seeing a CAKE show instead.
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This is the future liberals want
October 29, 2023 at 11:44 PM
This is the future liberals want
Earlier today my gf interviewed someone who was working for the McDonald’s social media team at the time that the Szechuan Sauce episode of Rick and Morty first aired. Braver than the troops.
July 20, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Earlier today my gf interviewed someone who was working for the McDonald’s social media team at the time that the Szechuan Sauce episode of Rick and Morty first aired. Braver than the troops.
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i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around
July 19, 2023 at 8:09 PM
i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around
Dril Derangement Syndrome
July 19, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Dril Derangement Syndrome
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ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we
July 19, 2023 at 3:15 PM
ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we
Got a big important job interview tomorrow. Over the holidays I bought a bunch of larger, office-appropriate clothing anticipating that I’d be interviewing a lot. I have lost so much weight in the past few months that the new clothes don’t fit me. Good thing I procrastinated donating my old stuff!
July 18, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Got a big important job interview tomorrow. Over the holidays I bought a bunch of larger, office-appropriate clothing anticipating that I’d be interviewing a lot. I have lost so much weight in the past few months that the new clothes don’t fit me. Good thing I procrastinated donating my old stuff!
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chicagoans are so patriotic for their country (chicago)
July 4, 2023 at 10:24 PM
chicagoans are so patriotic for their country (chicago)
Another over the plate home run from Wes Anderson. He makes it look so easy!
July 4, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Another over the plate home run from Wes Anderson. He makes it look so easy!
‘Roid City bitch, ‘Roid ‘Roid City bitch.
July 4, 2023 at 5:28 PM
‘Roid City bitch, ‘Roid ‘Roid City bitch.
Look, whenever a Twitter highbie verbatim reposts one of their most popular tweets, I’m gonna throw ‘em a fave. They get why I’m still following them over here. Play the hits!
July 2, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Look, whenever a Twitter highbie verbatim reposts one of their most popular tweets, I’m gonna throw ‘em a fave. They get why I’m still following them over here. Play the hits!
She scrape on my data til my rate limit is exceeded
July 1, 2023 at 7:12 PM
She scrape on my data til my rate limit is exceeded
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On Twitter a fued is called "Twitter beef" on here it's called
June 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM
On Twitter a fued is called "Twitter beef" on here it's called
I was mortified last night to discover that I accidentally used the wrong name in email correspondence to set up an interview I had earlier today, but then as soon as I answered the phone she mispronounced my name, so those faux pas canceled out.
June 26, 2023 at 9:05 PM
I was mortified last night to discover that I accidentally used the wrong name in email correspondence to set up an interview I had earlier today, but then as soon as I answered the phone she mispronounced my name, so those faux pas canceled out.
Last year I completely forgot that the Chicago pride parade was happening and I ordered Jersey Mike’s for pickup. I must’ve looked so out of place in that crowd wearing just a black t-shirt and jeans. Kinda wanna run it back, tbh.
June 25, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Last year I completely forgot that the Chicago pride parade was happening and I ordered Jersey Mike’s for pickup. I must’ve looked so out of place in that crowd wearing just a black t-shirt and jeans. Kinda wanna run it back, tbh.
It’s fun when 99% of your follow list is imported from the bird site, so you can see who’s workshopping skeets over there and who’s using Bluesky to workshop tweets.
June 24, 2023 at 11:27 PM
It’s fun when 99% of your follow list is imported from the bird site, so you can see who’s workshopping skeets over there and who’s using Bluesky to workshop tweets.
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listen i came to this website for the same reason as everyone else: to shitpost my way through societal collapse
June 24, 2023 at 7:50 PM
listen i came to this website for the same reason as everyone else: to shitpost my way through societal collapse
My first skeet is to declare that, even in the year 2023, Fall Out Boy’s still got it!
June 22, 2023 at 3:56 PM
My first skeet is to declare that, even in the year 2023, Fall Out Boy’s still got it!