🗡️The Conqueror🗡️
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agiftofzeus.bsky.social
🗡️The Conqueror🗡️
@agiftofzeus.bsky.social
Middle lower class millennial country bumpkin
BSPH health education & promotion/global health
MPH environmental health sciences
Probably gonna take over the world
🏃🏿‍♂️🧶🧫
IG: iamzenas
I was at a bar with some friends last night but I wanted food from a different bar so I drunk sprinted there and set the course record on Strava that I’ve been meaning to steal for a while.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I just paid $18 for a vodka + Red Bull and somebody bumped me and it almost spilled
September 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Me when I get in my car to leave work every day
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
August 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
August 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
July 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Yesterday’s long run 🏃🏿‍♂️
90°F | 50% humidity
#BlackskyFitness #FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky
July 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
First Peachtree Road Race was a party 🥳 🍑🌳🇺🇸🦅
I had a jello shot, waterfalled some margarita, and shotgunned about 5 beers during the race

#BalancedLiving #FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky
July 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
July 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
They passed out flags today (Flag Day) at a 5k Wine Run I did this morning
🖕🏾🤡
June 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM