🗡️The Conqueror🗡️
@agiftofzeus.bsky.social
Middle lower class millennial country bumpkin
BSPH health education & promotion/global health
MPH environmental health sciences
Probably gonna take over the world
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IG: iamzenas
BSPH health education & promotion/global health
MPH environmental health sciences
Probably gonna take over the world
🏃🏿♂️🧶🧫
IG: iamzenas
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New longest run 😤
#MarathonTraining #MaratonDeSantoDomingo #BlackskyFitness #FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky
#MarathonTraining #MaratonDeSantoDomingo #BlackskyFitness #FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky
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Like ain’t shit out there keep your ass in the water
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Like ain’t shit out there keep your ass in the water
If I could time travel I would kick this bitch back in the water
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I could time travel I would kick this bitch back in the water
never seen any of you irl
How many BlueSky bodies yall got?
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
never seen any of you irl
What’s y’all’s favorite Thanksgiving clapbacks? 🦃👏🏾
I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩
I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What’s y’all’s favorite Thanksgiving clapbacks? 🦃👏🏾
I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩
I need to be prepared cause my lil Gen Z cousins got jokes and they really be eating me up 😩
A coworker just described Friendsgiving as “Thanksgiving but with food you actually wanna eat”…?
Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook
Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A coworker just described Friendsgiving as “Thanksgiving but with food you actually wanna eat”…?
Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook
Thank God I’ll never know what it’s like being from a family who can’t cook
Now why did I have a dream I ordered lean at a bar? 😭
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Now why did I have a dream I ordered lean at a bar? 😭
Count your days, Quan Millz. What the hell is this 😭
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Count your days, Quan Millz. What the hell is this 😭
Quote with your very first Bluesky post
Irrelevant on Twitter after 13 years. Maybe I’ll be somebody here lol
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Quote with your very first Bluesky post
Ran a turkey trot half marathon yesterday morning and hit a massive PR for the second time this week!
#FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon
#FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ran a turkey trot half marathon yesterday morning and hit a massive PR for the second time this week!
#FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon
#FitnessSky #RunnersOfBluesky #HalfMarathon
My boss just said his 4 and a half month old is 18lbs and 31”.
THIRTY-ONE INCHES.
Hoe that’s over two and a half feet.
My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂
THIRTY-ONE INCHES.
Hoe that’s over two and a half feet.
My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My boss just said his 4 and a half month old is 18lbs and 31”.
THIRTY-ONE INCHES.
Hoe that’s over two and a half feet.
My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂
THIRTY-ONE INCHES.
Hoe that’s over two and a half feet.
My sister said “is your boss a man?” 😂😂😂
My boss is redoing company emails and asked if I wanted my MPH in my signature…
a woman is talking to a man on a red carpet and says well yes .
ALT: a woman is talking to a man on a red carpet and says well yes .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My boss is redoing company emails and asked if I wanted my MPH in my signature…
Oh yeah I traveled to the DR and ran my first marathon almost a month ago that I’d been training for since December 🏅🇩🇴
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh yeah I traveled to the DR and ran my first marathon almost a month ago that I’d been training for since December 🏅🇩🇴
Accidentally ordered an iced chai and it’s 42° out 🥶
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Accidentally ordered an iced chai and it’s 42° out 🥶
I was at a bar with some friends last night but I wanted food from a different bar so I drunk sprinted there and set the course record on Strava that I’ve been meaning to steal for a while.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was at a bar with some friends last night but I wanted food from a different bar so I drunk sprinted there and set the course record on Strava that I’ve been meaning to steal for a while.
Got invited to a Friendsgiving potluck and I think everyone in attendance is Black, Asian, or Latino so the pressure is on 🥲
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Got invited to a Friendsgiving potluck and I think everyone in attendance is Black, Asian, or Latino so the pressure is on 🥲
Posted this on my ig story and now I have orders 🙌🏾 time to learn how to sew in a satin lining
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Posted this on my ig story and now I have orders 🙌🏾 time to learn how to sew in a satin lining
Literally think about all the stuff I’m gonna knit for Christmas gifts for family then by the time I get off work and shower I have almost no drive 😭
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Literally think about all the stuff I’m gonna knit for Christmas gifts for family then by the time I get off work and shower I have almost no drive 😭
This is the most embarrassing, petty, and divisive presidential administration in the history of this country
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is the most embarrassing, petty, and divisive presidential administration in the history of this country
Went out last night with some friends and accidentally left a candle burning in my bathroom and my iron plugged in THE LORD IS LOOKING OUT FOR ME 🙌🏾
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Went out last night with some friends and accidentally left a candle burning in my bathroom and my iron plugged in THE LORD IS LOOKING OUT FOR ME 🙌🏾
32 years old today and I feel better than I have in the past decade! Grateful to see another year 🥳
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
32 years old today and I feel better than I have in the past decade! Grateful to see another year 🥳
Just saw a video of a female cat cheating on her husband with a male horse then coming home as he’s leaving to go cheat on her with a male gorilla. Then while he’s cheating at a motel, he sees on his ring camera the horse bringing roses to his wife, drives back home with his gorillover, crashes out,
October 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Just saw a video of a female cat cheating on her husband with a male horse then coming home as he’s leaving to go cheat on her with a male gorilla. Then while he’s cheating at a motel, he sees on his ring camera the horse bringing roses to his wife, drives back home with his gorillover, crashes out,
These Amazon deals kinda suck
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
These Amazon deals kinda suck
Should I get my friend to write me a doctors note saying I can’t come to work because I have Ebola?
October 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Should I get my friend to write me a doctors note saying I can’t come to work because I have Ebola?
Me rn cause I just shaved for the first time in idk how many months
a baby elephant is standing behind a fence with its trunk in the air .
ALT: a baby elephant is standing behind a fence with its trunk in the air .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Me rn cause I just shaved for the first time in idk how many months
Remember last Halloween when that guy dressed like a sims and pissed a bunch of people off just for being hot?
I’m tryna be that level of hot this Halloween but Idk what to be.
I’m tryna be that level of hot this Halloween but Idk what to be.
September 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Remember last Halloween when that guy dressed like a sims and pissed a bunch of people off just for being hot?
I’m tryna be that level of hot this Halloween but Idk what to be.
I’m tryna be that level of hot this Halloween but Idk what to be.